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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Chef Tony! Don't mess with me! I know the ways of all 11 deadly blades! I'll slice ur freakin' arm off, then slice a tomato, no problem. It's that sharp!

So uh...Don't mess with me!

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Prof. Crocodile



sitting under a waterfall, meditating, until my spirit is pure enough to saw through a tin can and still slice a tomato


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

nut



holding my breath as I watch through the spit guard as the sandwich artist starts cutting my sub in half.

tears up and applauds when they move the sandwich, showing that they’ve cut the bread entirely without marring the thin paper wrap beneath

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


[Looking up from sawing my miracle blade against the head of a hammer]

So...you've come to test my blade?

[Tosses up pineapple and cuts it IN MIDAIR!]

Very well. I'll let you try my Tony Style

Prof. Crocodile



when your training is complete, only then will you be able to act now and get at no additional cost a paring knife and apple corer as our gift to you

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Sep 22, 2020


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Lone Wolf and Club (Sandwich)




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

Prof. Crocodile



magic cactus posted:

Lone Wolf and Club (Sandwich)


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Prof. Crocodile posted:

when your training is complete, only then will you be able to act now and get at no additional cost a paring knife and apple corer as your gift to you

magic cactus posted:

Lone Wolf and Club (Sandwich)

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more falafel please

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magic cactus posted:

Lone Wolf and Club (Sandwich)



sig by prof. crocodile!

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