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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


1. Hustle every day.

2. Stay fresh.

3. Stay hot.

4. Hustle every day.

5. Do not listen to the words of Bob Guccione (false hustler).

6. I seriously cannot stress this enough hustle every day like it was your last.

7. Have fun out there sport!

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Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



gotta keep one ear to the ground


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Khanstant



too much work 4 me

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Khanstant posted:

too much work 4 me

Plz respect the hustle. TIA

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

I have an alternative method, OP, maybe just try being the first magazine Larry Flynt ever published. One step, easy.

Jim Long-un

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man


1) get money
2) gently caress over the people who now have less money than you, in order to get more money

just kinda repeat that until you're dead or on top but also, as the OP stressed, you gotta do this every single day like there's no love in your life except money and the misery of your victims

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD



Watch the streets while larry flynt watches the skies

And if larry flynt is not dead yet i guess steal his social security and identity

nut



Step 1. Cut them wide
Step 2. Cut them long
Step 3. Cut them fat
Step 4. keep them comin' back
Step 5. also keep them comin' back
Step 6. be in the distribution
Step 7. be like the Atlantic
Step 8. get them motherfuckers flyin' 'cross the Atlantic (dunno what this means regarding you and step 7)
Step 9. know Pablo, Noreaga
Step 10. no no, the real Noreaga

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Macnult



- buy your own pool table

- practice every day. watch tutorials (a good place to start is the donald duck geometry video good stuff in there)

- find a bar with a dive chic. DO NOT go to a real dive bar. you get out-hustled and your rear end kicked.


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frump truck
this is my text



i hustle to live, but i don't live to hustle

frump truck
this is my text



watch out for Mr. Bob Dobalina. another fake hustler

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owlhawk911


frump truck posted:

watch out for Mr. Bob Dobalina. another fake hustler

dobalina a real one. dobalina go hard



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

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