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alnilam

Jinh posted:

they finally realized they had to flip the package upside down to read the label

when you toss it into the truck it swirls the other way and this affects how they pack/stack the boxes

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 7, 2020 22:23

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 12:36

Manifisto

the package was prominently marked "SWAGMAN: JUMBUCK IN TUCKER BAG!!" and U.S. customs thought this was a secret ISIS code

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 7, 2020 22:51

more falafel please: forums poster

us customs has to make sure the yeast in the vegemite doesn't pose a threat to the natural ecosystem

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 7, 2020 23:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

vanisher posted:

I have the package!!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 00:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

vanisher posted:

I have the package!!

holy moley!!! :dogcited:

# ? Oct 8, 2020 00:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

thank god I'm so hungry

# ? Oct 8, 2020 00:35

vanisher

I've received several goon forwarding addresses and tomorrow I will mail to those who reached out. I'm sure usps will deliver to "The Username Family," in case you don't want to send me your whole deal. I will also attempt to complete a morning vegemite tasting using the how-to information forwarded and will post a review. Thanks Chewbecca!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:03

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Excellent! Now remember our plan: On your way to the post office, we rendezvouz, and I scrape out the payload, and replace it with chocolate syrup. No one will suspect a thing

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:28

Prof. Crocodile

vanisher posted:

I have the package!!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

am I saying it right

https://voca.ro/1ntetTIMAiK8

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:20

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

I have the package!!

we are through the looking glass...

# ? Oct 8, 2020 05:14

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

vegebyob

# ? Oct 8, 2020 13:41

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Vegemite - Tastes Like BYOB
https://vegemite.com.au/

# ? Oct 8, 2020 14:04

vanisher

8 mailed out

I'm deleting address PMs! Thanks friends

vanisher fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Oct 8, 2020

# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:13

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Barking Gecko posted:

Vegemite - Tastes Like BYOB
https://vegemite.com.au/

as an expat, I can vouch this poo poo rocks

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:21

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Your instructions are:

1) toast the bread of your choice, the thicker the bread the better (amirite). Don't over toast it, as burnt toast with Vegemite can be a lil much.

2) using butter if possible, spread to the edges of your toast. Don't be worried about 'over buttering'

3) now it's time for the main event! You only need a very thin spread of Vegemite on your toast, you want it to be see through still. If you can't see the bread anymore then you in danger, gurl

3 is probably optimal, 4 is okay for seasoned vets like me :smuggo:

More than that you'd want to tone the flavour down with maybe a fried egg, or sliced avocado!

Anyway, have fun! Looking forward to those trip reports!

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 8, 2020

# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:43

Manifisto

Chewbecca posted:

More than that you'd want to tone the flavour down with maybe a fried egg, or sliced avocado!

is a vegemite toad in the hole called a "platypus in the hole" or what?

# ? Oct 8, 2020 23:58

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Manifisto posted:

is a vegemite toad in the hole called a "platypus in the hole" or what?

I think it's called a "cane toad in the hole".

# ? Oct 9, 2020 00:56

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

It's called none of those things however it is very tasty and good!!

Fried or poached is delicious, but keep the yolks runny imo

# ? Oct 9, 2020 02:15

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

prepuce repurposed posted:

am I saying it right

https://voca.ro/1ntetTIMAiK8

https://voca.ro/1lpmewKeYwaB

I may or may not have ockered it up for dramatic effect

# ? Oct 9, 2020 02:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ohhh veggie moite. I feel like I was close

# ? Oct 9, 2020 03:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I guess the vidge is more of a kiwi dialect than aussie

# ? Oct 9, 2020 03:05

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Chewbecca posted:

https://voca.ro/1lpmewKeYwaB

I may or may not have ockered it up for dramatic effect

Chewbecca is a robot

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

# ? Oct 9, 2020 15:20

Stoner Sloth

cheese toasty with v light spread of vegiemite under the cheese is good as these things go

hope you enjoy goons and three cheers for my fellow aussie, the moighty chewb!

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Oct 9, 2020 15:42

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Chewbecca is a robot

I don't have a good voice lol :negative:

Stoner Sloth posted:

cheese toasty with v light spread of vegiemite under the cheese is good as these things go

hope you enjoy goons and three cheers for my fellow aussie, the moighty chewb!

Thanks stoner my friend! :glomp:

look at this monstrosity lmbo. As a fellow aussie you'll appreciate how much this is a bad idea lol

# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:14

Prof. Crocodile

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Chewbecca is a robot

fucken knew it

# ? Oct 9, 2020 22:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Yeah a finely-tuned, fully-automated, late-night BYOB posting machine

# ? Oct 9, 2020 22:09

Jinh

I'll make This with some nice samyang instant ramen i have laying around, and do an open faced sandwich with cheese and egg, and the classic buttered toast version chewbecca posted a bit ago.

Might even bake a loaf of sandwich bread so i can get nice thick slices, haven't done that in a while :distonk:

Jinh fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Oct 9, 2020

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Oct 9, 2020 22:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm going to slather myself in it and find out which forest creatures crave that 'mite

# ? Oct 10, 2020 00:19

sb hermit

wow, I was wrong, cost plus world market actually does carry vegemite

# ? Oct 10, 2020 03:38

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

starbucks hermit posted:

wow, I was wrong, cost plus world market actually does carry vegemite

Excellent, now make these :twisted:

# ? Oct 10, 2020 03:55

sb hermit

Chewbecca posted:

Excellent, now make these

hmm, I don't have popsicle molds

guess I'll just have to smear them on toast

# ? Oct 10, 2020 18:48

Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

I don't have a good voice lol

Thanks stoner my friend!

look at this monstrosity lmbo. As a fellow aussie you'll appreciate how much this is a bad idea lol

what the heck! that's nuts!!