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nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


I want to know more about Shaq's secret stash.

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



^^^^^^


Edit: Shaq is drinking from a tea cup!

Edit 2:vvvv You're welcome!

nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Sep 22, 2020

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


nunsexmonkrock posted:

^^^^^^


Edit: Shaq is drinking from a tea cup!

Thank you

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



my mushroom is itchy

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



Well then scratch it! I have 3 mushrooms growing next to my tree - they are transparent. I can't figure out if I should pick them and eat them or not.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


How the sweet poo poo does shaq fit in a Ferrari?!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Sheryl Crow in Bootie Shorts

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019


IF SHE'S DRESSING SNAPPY
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD
IF HER ARMS BEND THAT WAY
THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO SAD

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



that is a low tier magazine sir. no style. someone scan an early issue of bitch

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010







Lipstick Apathy

CARNAL
CRASH
COURSE

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019


Roundup Ready posted:

How the sweet poo poo does shaq fit in a Ferrari?!

Baby oil.

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Send this post back to 2002 where it belongs.

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



gary oldmans diary posted:

that is a low tier magazine sir. no style. someone scan an early issue of bitch

This one better?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



How to...
Chat up foreigners

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



I zoned in on How to fight an elephant.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Thought she was topless, did you?

No, I did not think she was topless.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Ugh, another 3-legged table salesman.

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



TheAardvark posted:

Thought she was topless, did you?

No, I did not think she was topless.

There was a thing covering up her boobs and when you removed it you didn't see tits.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



nunsexmonkrock posted:

There was a thing covering up her boobs and when you removed it you didn't see tits.
man you got that right. removing things covering up sheryl crows boobs is no way to see tits

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



I have seen way too many tits in my life.

Edit: Worked for a porn company.

nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Sep 22, 2020

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


lol remember that time Sheryl Crow said she wipes her lovely rear end with one single square of tp and acted like it wasn’t weird or gross af at all and then she tried to tell us (normal people) that we can all do it too?

I hope Lance Armstrong has to eat the diseased unspeakable poo poo off her nasty rear end with aids in it every day forever and ever

nunsexmonkrock posted:

I have seen way too many tits in my life.

there is no such thing as too many tits wtf

nunsexmonkrock posted:

Edit: Worked for a porn company.

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



I. M. Gei posted:

lol remember that time Sheryl Crow said she wipes her lovely rear end with one single square of tp and acted like it wasn’t weird or gross af at all and then she tried to tell us (normal people) that we can all do it too?

I hope Lance Armstrong has to eat the diseased unspeakable poo poo off her nasty rear end with aids in it every day forever and ever


there is no such thing as too many tits wtf




"I am sitting by the fire in the mountains of West Virginia - Oh baby come and light my fire!" -I monitored the phone sex lines and made sure the porn website worked.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind



If my bones are breaking
Can't be that baaaaad

If my bones are breaking
Why the hell are you so sad?

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

If my bones are breaking
Can't be that baaaaad

If my bones are breaking
Why the hell are you so sad?

If it makes you happy - it can't be that bad.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


More like Sheryl NO

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



Big Beef City posted:

More like Sheryl NO

Sheryl Hello!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Does the stupidity test work? I need to check something real quick.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Does the stupidity test work? I need to check something real quick.

Here just stare at this dot for the results of your stupid test:



Give it a few minutes it takes time

Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff

nunsexmonkrock posted:

This one better?


"Oh hello there, I didn't notice you taking my picture."

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



The_Continental posted:

Here just stare at this dot for the results of your stupid test:



Give it a few minutes it takes time

It's not for me, you slime! It's for my son, he can't say "powerful pouty pablo picasso" and I want to see if it is because he is stupid.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


See how long you can get him to stare at a dot on the screen. Alternatively tell him that he might have cancer if his hand is bigger than his face.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



He got mad at me

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



nunsexmonkrock posted:

I have seen way too many tits in my life.

Edit: Worked for a porn company.

Not possible

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Waterbed Wendy posted:

He got mad at me

Did you tell him you just wanted to see how stupid he is?
Did he not understand?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Sid Vicious posted:

How to...
Chat up foreigners

Tell them about that time you fought an elephant.

Also helps you talk her into bed and fleece your mates.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Waterbed Wendy posted:

He got mad at me

Well you shouldnt have listened to people on the internet.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005


i like to think that sheryl crow had a lot of great musical ideas but just got lazy* and gave up and realized doing lame country rock was easier and more profitable

*and/or stopped doing so much cocaine

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



^^^^Yeah that is what she has been doing since her self titled album.

quote="Who What Now" post="508279942"]
Not possible
[/quote]

Trust me it is possible when you are gay.

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nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008



^^^^Yeah that is what she has been doing since her self titled album.

nunsexmonkrock posted:

[quote="Who What Now" post="508279942"]
Not possible

Trust me it is possible when you are gay.
Edit!: I I give up

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