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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Post about Slapjack in this thread

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

still a threat



Slapjack

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007




Buglord

WARDLOW

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

I refuse to post here until T-BAR steps up to the plate and gets his own thread too.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008





a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010






Fun fact: if you switch the places of the vowels in Slapjack around, you get Slapjack

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015





Just bought a Slapjack Blvd street sign

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

still a threat



Flapjacks

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007




Buglord

Slapjack spelled backward is Slapjack.

Try it out!

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




slapjack;

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005



Slapjack > Pedigree

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


Mace Crew

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


No, wait. T-Bar

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010






Titty Bar

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake



reading recaps of this, I'm a bit surprised Vince didn't name one of them Corn Pop

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Donncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Donncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?


Malcolm Excellent posted:

Slapjack spelled backward is Slapjack.

Try it out!

Slapjack is killer spelled backwards.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS



AEW Champ

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

The lady Retributions are Fruity-Booty and The Yak

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.


Ma$e

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010



Slap...nuts?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


https://bicyclecards.com/how-to-play/slapjack/


quote:

THE PACK

The standard 52-card pack is used.

OBJECT OF THE GAME

The goal is to win all the cards, by being first to slap each jack as it is played to the center.

THE DEAL

Deal cards one at a time face down, to each player until all the cards have been dealt. The hands do not have to come out even. Without looking at any of the cards, each player squares up their hand into a neat pile in front of them.

THE PLAY

Beginning on the dealer’s left, each player lifts one card at a time from their pile and places it face up in the center of the table.
When the card played to the center is a jack, the fun begins! The first player to slap their hand down on the jack takes it, as well as all the cards beneath it. The player winning these cards turns them face down, places them under their pile of cards, and shuffles them to form a new, larger pile.
When more than one player slaps at a jack, the one whose hand is directly on top of the jack wins the pile. If a player slaps at any card in the center that is not a jack, they must give one card, face down, to the player of that card. When a player has no more cards left, they remain in the game until the next jack is turned. The player may slap at the jack in an effort to get a new pile. If the player fails to win that next pile, they are out of the game.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






HERE COMES THE JACK

AND HERE COMES THE SLAPPER

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.







https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rlqrj

https://www.complex.com/music/2014/...am-the-humbling

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.




That's some slap, Jack.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Skipjack

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Knick knack

Paddy whack

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

In 5 years, children and adults will be chanting the name of the champion of the WWE. Carrying all the belts. Say hello to your 17-time world heavyweight champion of the world and Dancing with the Stars cast member:

SLAPJACK

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






https://www.newspapers.com/clip/988...ck-the-slapper/

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

I heard if you say slapjack in the mirror three times in a row he comes and turns you into antifa

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



crackerjack

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






SLAP INTO A SLIMJACK

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル


Slap that Brother, Jack!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


When the gently caress is this renegade superstar fighting against the machine going to get an officially licensed piece of WWE apparel with a big ugly tag I can buy

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


We have made Slapjack the top merch seller of the WWE, as a joke

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


Lookin like a Slapped Jack

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



jackslap

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010






Alaois posted:

Lookin like a Slapped Jack

No hornyposting

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

i'm slapping i'm slapping i'm slap slap jacking

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


Repeatedly refreshing https://www.wwe.com/superstars/slapjack and getting more and more pissed each time it doesn't work

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