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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sad burt says what we're all thinking.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
Slapjack baby
A slapjack baby
Slapjack, baby slapjack
Slapjack, baby slapjack
Slapjack, baby slapjack
Slapjack, baby slapjack

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/SlapJackRTRBTN/status/1308881332081172481

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
I love that cartoon

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
We cannot allow My Brother SLAPJACK to be the least popular thread of the three

Where are my SLAPJACK brothers at

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

This is what it looks like when Jacks start Slappin

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

listen back slap jack

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Benne posted:

We cannot allow My Brother SLAPJACK to be the least popular thread of the three

Where are my SLAPJACK brothers at

Slap. Jack. has the best Alvarez voice read.

he's cool with me.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

i want my slappy jack slappy jack slappy jack slappy jack i want my slappy jack slappy jack slappy jack slappy jack

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

When Retribution inevitably break up, Slapjack will end up being the Janetty.

(By which I mean he will gently caress his daughter, and we will find out he killed a man.)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

they're all jannettys, friend

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Lookin' real jacked, slap!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

you got slap in my jack

you got jack in my slap

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Poor inferior Spatjacks

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/Oatgan/status/1308646385684811778?s=20

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
you're shane thorne. you defy the odds and become a hot international tag team act from australia of all places. you sign with nxt as a natural progression forward, and due to their bullshit training regimen you and your partner suffer a string of injuries and become lost in the shuffle of other similarly briefly hot indie acts. you get called up to the main roster at long last, without your partner, but with the promise of being part of a major angle. you have a cookie monster voice and a mask made out of a paper plate and you're called "slapjack". no one has said the name TMDK in years.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
slap. jack.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Jack of Slap

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
Slaptus Jack.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
GET THAT SLAPJACK OUTTA MY FACE!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Suckas gots to know, you fruit booty.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


I call Slapjack by his Christian name, Egyptian Ratscrew.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Majinfoose posted:

I call Slapjack by his Christian name, Egyptian Ratscrew.

Wow this post brought me right back to high school circa 2003

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

HOW CAN SHE SLAPJACK?

Power Windows fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 25, 2020

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Ok we know Scott Norton's legendary reputation for eating flapjacks. Do you think that skill also applies to slapjacks?

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 42 days!
Vince McMahon: Where's your road agent, men? Oh and the two women.
Retribution: Blown up, sir!
Triple H: Uhh, yes, sir, these are Road Dogg's men, and the two women. He was injured hitching up his britches during the last D-X reunion.
Vince McMahon: I see. So am I to understand you men, and the two women, completed your training on your own?
Retribution: That's the slap, Jack!
The Two Women: That's the slap, Jack!
Vince McMahon: Hunter, these are exactly the kind of go-getters I want to use to take a thinly-veiled shot at BLM and antifa.
Triple H: But, sir . . .
Vince McMahon: Don't "But" me, Hunter. I want them on Raw. Tonight!

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