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Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005



Hope this is OK to post here, I have a bit of an urgent need to acquire an item from an online vendor in Brazil and will be happy to pay someone to assist me with it. PM me here or email storpotaten@gmail.com

thanks!

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

You're not getting another fucking dime from us, Lowtax

What kind of drugs are you buying?

i!ii!!iii!!!ii!!i!
Jan 5, 2011

Cool avs beyond this door.

swap2.avi?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Is it a person? Is it superpowers? It's drugs, isn't it?

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


Yeah me, I'm in Brazil

How much is the item in $US firstly

You buy me something the same price and I will definitely send you your item of the same price

FURZKOMMANDO
Jul 28, 2020


given brazil's only exports are fetish porn and suicide showerheads, what are you ordering OP?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

you can buy brazil nuts lots of places, not just from brazil, fyi

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?





College Slice

Now Onlyfans has capped the price for custom videos, you could probably sort it locally OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


What if instead of buying it from Brazil, you didn't

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

ok i looked up brazil's top exports on wikipedia and i think i've narrowed this down to the OP either buying sulfate chemical woodpulp or semi-finished iron

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



My bet is on highly illegal exotic pet

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

You're not getting another fucking dime from us, Lowtax

A Grand Egg posted:

Yeah me, I'm in Brazil

How much is the item in $US firstly

You buy me something the same price and I will definitely send you your item of the same price

Is this a thing? What treasures can be had for my gringo trinkets?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





Seeing as it has already been mentioned I'm going to ask. 2 girls 1 cup, was that clips from SWAP or an entirely different thing? If so, which was worse? I've seen neither thankfully.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs




Ok, this is just sick. A whole rear end turd?!

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


Send the ayahuasca to me and uh I'll make sure you get it

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005



Alright, that was fun, someone actually got in touch with me and now my virtually-impossible-to-find spare part is on the way, rendering my current paperweight into a $3500 camera lens again. Thanks!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 25 hours!


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Ok, this is just sick. A whole rear end turd?!

There are turds besides rear end turds?!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

ear turds, eye turds, nose turds, etc etc

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Camera lense, sure bud

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Is this a thing? What treasures can be had for my gringo trinkets?


Yeah its a thing, what do you want

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012




Mozi posted:

ok i looked up brazil's top exports on wikipedia and i think i've narrowed this down to the OP either buying sulfate chemical woodpulp or semi-finished iron

So whats a dude gotta do to get some of that sweet sweet uncut brazilian sulfate chemical woodpulp???

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Clayton Bigsby posted:

Alright, that was fun, someone actually got in touch with me and now my virtually-impossible-to-find spare part is on the way, rendering my current paperweight into a $3500 camera lens again. Thanks!

Congrats on getting your drugs mailed to you

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Clayton Bigsby posted:

Alright, that was fun, someone actually got in touch with me and now my virtually-impossible-to-find spare part is on the way, rendering my current paperweight into a $3500 camera lens again. Thanks!

is it like those x-ray specs they have in the comics ?? can you see boobies now...

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




GBS isnt falling for this one again

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




edit im an idiot lol

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



This was cool
Gj goons

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




unless he needs the camera to take pictures of brazilians poopin on each other I will consider this a GBS success story lol

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


brazil has the market cornered on specialist lenses for scat scenes. it takes a real specific focal length to capture the action.

Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

I'm a dual citizen, Brazil and US. So my racist relatives are *diverse*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


I'll only consider it a success story if the camera ONLY takes photos of people pooping

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




Big Beef City posted:

I'll only consider it a success story if the camera ONLY takes photos of people pooping

gbs is a marketplace of ideas thank you sir you have changed my mind

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Olympic Mathlete posted:

Seeing as it has already been mentioned I'm going to ask. 2 girls 1 cup, was that clips from SWAP or an entirely different thing? If so, which was worse? I've seen neither thankfully.
2 Girls 1 Cup is Japanese scat porn, Swap.avi is Brazillian scat porn. Try to keep up.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Who What Now posted:

There are turds besides rear end turds?!

Mouth turds are when you throw up milkduds

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005



TheAardvark posted:

is it like those x-ray specs they have in the comics ?? can you see boobies now...

I can see lots of boobies now that my dick pills are on the way


ah gently caress

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





Knormal posted:

2 Girls 1 Cup is Japanese scat porn, Swap.avi is Brazillian scat porn. Try to keep up.

Thank you, fellow goon

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



brazilians are a very sensual people

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


I have a brazilian does that count?

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other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

The_Continental posted:

I have a brazilian does that count?

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