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Gifted horse etcetc, I guess, don't look gifted bush in the.. lips?
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if you have sex with the bush enough the bees and spiders will get weirded out and leave.
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Sep 23, 2020 13:21
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Uhh, sorry op, but it's Trump that's president now, not Bush
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Sep 23, 2020 14:03
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Derpies posted:Slightly related does anyone who how to find wasp/yellow jacket nests like our OP here they're invading my chicken coop which needs some maintenance and I can't find where to point the fire to kill them all. Same way you find a squatch nest. Hide behind an unkempt bush and watch until they leave to go home and follow them.
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Sep 23, 2020 16:20
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Smugworth posted:The word you were looking for is unkempt op No no. I haven't kept up with maintenance of the bush. So its not unkept. I don't have time for these weird German sounding words you got.
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Sep 23, 2020 18:56
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You know, in the army they just light a fire and burn the bush off. Maybe try that?
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Sep 23, 2020 18:59
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Goons 1-12: Do not cut down the bush op OP: Hmm thanks for the advice but I will still cut it down anyway (OP's hamhand manimal paws flail wildly with a BUDK machete loosely clenched in each one) OP: WOW where the gently caress did the bees go?? And why the gently caress don't I have any shade and OH MY GOD why are the spiders moving into my home why didn't they just hunt for prey in the shed which was also actually hiding out in the bush??????????
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Sep 23, 2020 19:06
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Bush has got to go! Its messing with my neighbors side of the fence im sure
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Sep 23, 2020 19:09
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Bush has got to go! Its messing with my neighbors side of the fence im sure Are you sure about that 
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Sep 23, 2020 19:13
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Watch bush start a loving war
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Sep 23, 2020 19:54
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EorayMel posted:Are you sure about that woah...idk now...maybe im just a bush racist. A bushist
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Sep 23, 2020 22:42
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Watch bush start a loving war
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Sep 23, 2020 23:19
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an enlightened culture would live in hobbit houses surrounded by permaculture gardens and the bees would be our friends and maybe even land on the tip of your nose in a friendly sort of way. There would be no such thing as 'unkept' bush just a happy healthy bush supporting its pollinators. yards and all adjacent concepts weird me out majorly
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Sep 23, 2020 23:51
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Mash the bees into a ball and throw it into the sky as hard as you can. Get on the ground and do a supine pelvic thrust when the ball returns to earth
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Sep 23, 2020 23:54
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Sitting Here posted:an enlightened culture would live in hobbit houses surrounded by permaculture gardens and the bees would be our friends and maybe even land on the tip of your nose in a friendly sort of way. There would be no such thing as 'unkept' bush just a happy healthy bush supporting its pollinators. Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Mash the bees into a ball and throw it into the sky as hard as you can. Get on the ground and do a supine pelvic thrust when the ball returns to earth the duality of humanity
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Sep 24, 2020 00:27
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You could cut down, like, 84% of the bush, and have a very manageable amount of bush left plus a bee habitat plus it would probably be low enough that spider webs wouldn't get in your face. Just lop off the top two thirds and take a bunch of branches off the bottom third. You should do this it's a good idea.
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Sep 24, 2020 00:49
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Watch bush start a loving war Some bushes just want to see the world burn
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Sep 24, 2020 01:02
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:woah...idk now...maybe im just a bush racist. A bushist bushé, mr.cat
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Sep 24, 2020 01:03
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Just leave it op jeez
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Sep 24, 2020 01:04
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These dang bees wanna be unkept and dont wanna get kept!  i found the spider also! It has moved closer to the  house Think its an orb weaver??
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Sep 24, 2020 04:41
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Weave me an orb Mr spiderman
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Sep 24, 2020 04:45
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OP that spider wants to very softly press its chelicerae on your dick's head and very delicately massage its fangs back and forth for an hour with your pee and jizz hole in the dead center of its face
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Sep 24, 2020 04:53
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Spider b.js aint on the menu. Im flattered spider but ima married man
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Sep 24, 2020 05:03
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Insects are not this scary, you pussy.
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Sep 24, 2020 05:05
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Reframe your perception bro, take control of the situation. It's not an unkempt ugly bush, it's the Bee Bush that is your personal contribution to saving our sweet friends, the bees. Start talking proudly about it whenever you have guests, give it a name. Old Bertle the Bee Bush is working hard again today! Just leave the bees bee Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Sep 24, 2020 |
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Sep 24, 2020 06:23
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BS9 goes so Hard With a BS for my Beee Squaaad
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Sep 24, 2020 08:03
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leave the bee bush alone and move somewhere else LIKE HELL
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Sep 24, 2020 09:40
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Insects are not this scary, you pussy. Im not scared of the bees! Just spiders! Which are arachnids, not insects  The bush tho...it terrifies me
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Sep 24, 2020 10:02
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I DEMAND a picture of the Bee Bush. Please. Let us know what we are working with.
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Sep 24, 2020 10:12
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Son of Rodney posted:I DEMAND a picture of the Bee Bush. Please. Let us know what we are working with. ShortyMR.CAT posted:Look at this poo poo!:
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Sep 24, 2020 13:52
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im an arborist. had my time in the residential tree service biz. ram it with a front end loader repeatedly
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Sep 24, 2020 14:13
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i love you bee bush
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Sep 24, 2020 15:20
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Why can’t you just trim the bush OP? You can borrow my clippers.
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Sep 24, 2020 15:51
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Colonel Cancer posted:Weave me an orb Mr spiderman Some Pig Mrs. Sexual posted:Insects are not this scary, you pussy. My girlfriend and I raided my apple tree this weekend, and were outside cutting off the bad spots and getting ready to grind and press them into cider. Ahh, country living. Anyway, our waste bucket was drawing lots of hornets... more and more were showing up. eventually I had a hornet crawling over my hand as I was cutting apples, and it was licking the apple sugar off my skin. Let it happen for about 5 minutes, as I continued cutting apples. Didn't get stung. Girlfriend said I was crazy. Dogs and hornets can smell fear. GORDON fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Sep 24, 2020 |
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Sep 24, 2020 15:56
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A beecock in every bee bush
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Sep 24, 2020 15:56
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Get one of these, think of it as excercise Quen Electric Zapper Racket, USB Rechargeable Cordless Handheld Portable Zappers Racquet for Home, Indoors and Outdoor with LED Light, Unique 3 Layer Safety to Touch Mesh https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B3LPK1T/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_zYlBFbAGGVB0Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHp0nABOw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpqIcf3cIAU ShortyMR.CAT posted:And this poo poo!: What an adorable superbee 
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Sep 24, 2020 16:50
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It's not even yellow I think it's a stinkbug
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Sep 24, 2020 17:03
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Why can’t you just trim the bush OP? You can borrow my clippers. I dont wanna get stung or spidermanned 
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's not even yellow I think it's a stinkbug My wife got her some chicken liver dog food and my dogs farts have been, absolutely rank.
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