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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


on the campus quad.

Struggling to get the tent thingy fully up and it's kind of slumped to one side. That's okay though. It adds character, right? Okay. Now I gotta hang the hammock for the cat to chill out in. Did anybody bring the rope and carabiners for that? Oh man! Gotta get those pamphlets! I think I left them in the car! Can you hold down the fort for a second?

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Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Dont worry OP I brought the rope and carabiners. I can hold this bad boy down for a bit while you run to grab the pamphplets. I'll point potential recruits to the lurkers must post thread and see if we can get these numbers up!


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Evil Bob posted:

Dont worry OP I brought the rope and carabiners. I can hold this bad boy down for a bit while you run to grab the pamphplets. I'll point potential recruits to the lurkers must post thread and see if we can get these numbers up!

Awesome! Thanks! I'll be right back.

[Stumbles back thirty minutes later red eyed and carrying a bag of Funyuns]

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



BYOB now offering 1 funyun per post to new posters! Limited to like... 40 posts, wait 39, 38... SWR stop eating the funyuns!


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


Goddammit, the GBS Booth keeps stealing our prospects. Those people are far too sexy


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


*I'm lurking around just waiting until you guys aren't paying attention so I can grab a free spoon and a lollipop*





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Alright well we went through that bag of funyuns before any newbies decided to post with us. I think the only option is to.... go get more funyuns


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

vanisher



Wow slow day. Hold on I'll be back I just need to get something from my car.

(drives off never to return)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

vanisher



Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

FluffieDuckula



See like itís like posting on reddit but you have to pay and thereís only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?


Sig by my friends Glompton, Kaiser and Vanisher

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not

FluffieDuckie posted:

See like itís like posting on reddit but you have to pay and thereís only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Quick! Show them the avatars and sigs!


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

google THIS



Look I know the entire makes jokes about the number 69 but our particular brand is special.

Why? Uh, want a Funyun?

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


FluffieDuckie posted:

See like it’s like posting on reddit but you have to pay and there’s only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?

lol





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

more falafel please

forums poster




*leans in close* look kid, between you and me, I'm not sure what the blue fluid is supposed to be either, but it gets emptyquotes so just go with it



sig by prof. crocodile!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Brooooooooooooooooooo. Lemme tell u about this fuckin' snail bro...

ChubbyChecker



vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not



Macnult



vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not


sig by prof. crocodile

Macnult



i never realized that so many people have emails for hobbies and named their pets after a phone number


sig by prof. crocodile

Macnult



comic sans makes you angry? my dude, consider this: what if it didnít?


sig by prof. crocodile

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Macnult posted:

comic sans makes you angry? my dude, consider this: what if it didn’t?



vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not

Jinh



google THIS



Macnult posted:

i never realized that so many people have emails for hobbies and named their pets after a phone number

They committed..."female?" I wonder if it was first-degree.

Ass-penny



FluffieDuckie posted:

See like it’s like posting on reddit but you have to pay and there’s only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?

google THIS



(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

FluffieDuckula



google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."


Sig by my friends Glompton, Kaiser and Vanisher

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Do you have any pets? It's not like a requirement. Unless you have some, then you have to show us. Don't worry. We won't rat you out to that stuffy old dean!

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Sep 24, 2020

Goons Are Garlic

This is none of your bloody business




google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

*bopeps starts to appear, vengeful, in the background of various old images, coming ever closer to the camera*


SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


[Points to graph] As you can see BYOB has more finished projects which we call "BYOB success stories" than any of the other subforums on Something Awful.

Student: What kind of projects and also what's something awful?

[sweating] Uh...well...uh...We have some detailed stories about that right OVER HERE [starts running but only gets like 20 feet before leaning on my own knees gasping for air and dry heaving]

ChubbyChecker



google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."



SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Media influencing? Oh yeah. Definitely! Ever heard about Olaf from Frozen smoking weed?

vanisher



You'd like to join? Hmm this twitter history is a little strange. Okay see this one? It's just a picture of han solo but a swan's head has been photoshopped in and the text "swan yolo" has been added.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

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ChubbyChecker



what's your opinion about robots? of the trolley kind?



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