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Macnult



cordless drill in one hand and a box of deck screws in the other. thinking i might spell out “peace, love, and happiness” into some plywood that’s laying around

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Macnult



neighbor: hey man, whatcha up to?
me: eh, nothing much. just blowing off some steam
neighbor: *pulls out a Milwaukee M18 cordless drill* no poo poo?
me:


sig by prof. crocodile

owlhawk911


*eyes Wacker Neuson HMS Internal Concrete Vibrator thoughtfully*



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

Ass-penny



*firing a nail gun into the sky in a celebratory fashion*

Ass-penny



You ever get so sick of something in your place you just take it out into the yard and sawzall that poo poo into a thousand pieces?

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



rear end-penny posted:

You ever get so sick of something in your place you just take it out into the yard and sawzall that poo poo into a thousand pieces?

Just make sure you dig a pit first and do it in there because otherwise the blood gets everywhere.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I need the steady buzz of my 24" SCMI planer cutting quartersawn oak to even have a hope of sleeping these days.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




really working all the knots out of my shoulders with the constant vibrations of a Husky-varner chainsaw.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Me and the squad cutting loose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj_O9UeyKKQ

Macnult



*purchasing a TIG welder*
cashier: mental health day?
me: mental heath day


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Macnult



spirits finally lifted after the 4th construction worker i asked let me borrow their jackhammer


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FluffieDuckula



Finger Prince posted:

Just make sure you dig a pit first and do it in there because otherwise the blood gets everywhere.


Sig by my friends Glompton, Kaiser and Vanisher

FutonForensic



Joe Pera Builds You a Bed (to Sleep In) With His Rotary Saw

more falafel please

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I need the steady buzz of my 24" SCMI planer cutting quartersawn oak to even have a hope of sleeping these days.

stealing your 24" planer and cutting it in half so it's just two dewalt 735s and we can both have one



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Macnult



FutonForensic posted:

Joe Pera Builds You a Bed (to Sleep In) With His Rotary Saw


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Khanstant



where do i get whole fish to put on my bread like the woodguys in that video?

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Khanstant posted:

where do i get whole fish to put on my bread like the woodguys in that video?

The sea.

(they look like sprats, which you can get in a tin, but they usually remove the heads. Same with herring. Trader joes sells really nice lightly smoked tinned herring.)

Ass-penny



Finger Prince posted:

Just make sure you dig a pit first and do it in there because otherwise the blood gets everywhere.

Your couches have blood in them?

Ass-penny



Nothing takes the edge off like an afternoon at the router table.

owlhawk911


rear end-penny posted:

Nothing takes the edge off like an afternoon at the router table.



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Whacking it in the weeds and I get arrested for it! I thought this was a free country, man!

xcheopis




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Whacking it in the weeds and I get arrested for it! I thought this was a free country, man!

There was a noise complaint.

Achtane

Set me on fire, Kerosene.



xcheopis posted:

There was a noise complaint.

Maybe stop bumping the head.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


A helpful how-to video on how to destress with power tools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

A helpful how-to video on how to destress with power tools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

That video always weirds me out because the only version of the video for satisfaction I knew of for many years was this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qBUza1pO0
So the horny one just seemed to me to be a cheap marketing ploy to sell the song because market research told the studio that people thought the original video was too weird and nerdy.
I do like the send-ups of the sexy one though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrIuDE230E

Ass-penny



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-slvv_ZT4

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



https://i.imgur.com/NE2U8GX.gifv

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