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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dec 5, 2014

CUCK SJW


Yeah there's that stupid Fiona Apple one, and "Doin Thangs" by Big Bear has ridiculous cover art, but I think in terms of terrible album titles you can't get worse than TLC's "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip!"



Cool cover (except for that baby bottle, wtf). Decent group. Horrendous album name. Did they write the whole stupid thing out when MTV played videos from it? Did they say the whole "OOOOOOOoOoohHhHhh" part when they were promoting the album on TV interviews back in the day?

Anyway, post the worst album titles of all time.

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PoorPeteBest
Oct 13, 2005

We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're riding!

Pet Sounds

Worst SFX album of all time

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

It's very easily and by quite significant margin - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Soiled Meat



Named the band by looking out the window of the recording studio office when they were drawing up paperwork. Complete dogshit.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Matlack Radio posted:



Named the band by looking out the window of the recording studio office when they were drawing up paperwork. Complete dogshit.

They were so great

Never knew that story

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



The Car's greatest hits on cassette was the soundtrack to the happiest part of my life

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

Shiny and Oh So Bright Vol. 1 / LP: No Past. No Future. No Sun. (stylised in all caps) is the tenth studio album by the American alternative rock band The Smashing Pumpkins.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


That stupid rear end Fiona Apple album

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Spinz posted:

The Car's greatest hits on cassette was the soundtrack to the happiest part of my life


It's good stuff.

No matter how wrong some people might be.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's very easily and by quite significant margin - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water.

Fiona apple owns btw

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


Spinz posted:

The Car's greatest hits on cassette was the soundtrack to the happiest part of my life

This post caused me to play this album on my smart speaker while yet again working late into to the night.

Actually it's a pretty happy-sounding mix and I dig it. Thanks goon.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000





Unless he was planning on paying for domain renewal fees for 50+ years, I have no idea how he thought this was a good idea for an album name.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

The Day They Shot A Hole In The Jesus Egg

This Is It And I Am It And You Are It And So Is That And He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That

Me. I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse

Everything is 4

Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone?

The Rise Of The Zugebrian Time Lords

The Bliss Album...? (Vibrations of Love and Anger and the Ponderance of Life and Existence)



(sic)


hahaha but seriously though it's R. Kelly's Chocolate Factory
gently caress you you nasty rear end fuckin poop rapist. the gently caress. ugh. eeeeeuuugh!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:



Unless he was planning on paying for domain renewal fees for 50+ years, I have no idea how he thought this was a good idea for an album name.

oh sorry are we posting amazing album titles that rule now



Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



This one's especially presidential because even after googling what the title is supposed to mean I still don't understand it

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Soiled Meat

Spinz posted:

Never knew that story
I don't know if that is the real story. I am just talking trash.

The thread is about the names, not the music.



The Walrus posted:

Shiny and Oh So Bright Vol. 1 / LP: No Past. No Future. No Sun.
This is bad.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's very easily and by quite significant margin - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water.

strong candidate here.

Danzig 5 was pretty bad, I'm in love with Glenn but he fired his band and tried to do an industrial thing and it was not real good.

don't know if that's worst, but what a fuckin letdown that one was

The Breakfast Sampler fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Sep 23, 2020

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



i have no problem with ya'll but you'll is clearly the contraction of you will

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Album names that are actually funny don't count. The only ones that are bad are the ones trying to be serious that just come off loving terrible.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Album names that are actually funny don't count. The only ones that are bad are the ones trying to be serious that just come off loving terrible.


Derulo explained the significance of the title saying: "It's called Everything is 4 because it's my fourth album, but there are also other meanings. All happens for a reason, everything is for my mom, everything is for my fans. Everything is for myself to prove that I can do it. Everything is for the future. I could go on, but in the end the meaning is 'Everything happens for a reason.' Then there is also the meaning of the number 4: a chair has four legs, a table even. They are also 4 seasons, representing change. So 4 is a number that follows us everywhere. 4 is symmetrical. Then, Everything is 4."

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011





I will not stand for this slight against Tyrannosaurus Rex.

You have to also mention that a later album was A Beard of Stars

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


U2 "Sounds of Innocence" which I believe was the first and only album in history to be forced upon you in it's entirety regardless of if you wanted it or not.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I will not stand for this slight against Tyrannosaurus Rex.

You have to also mention that a later album was A Beard of Stars

lol

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright


I came here to submit that Limp Bizkit poopoo but it was already here. So let me submit what I consider the dumbest (most pretentious?) band name plus song name of all time:

A Winged Victory For The Sullen - We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, for the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

Something like "Air - Venus" is beneath you? Here, son, there's this album I used to listen to called "no, put it back. chester! put it back. you aren't allowed to have cookies right now. CHESTER! I'm telling mom on you!" and it's incredible.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005
We're on the corner, slashed my heart for fun. I'm not alive for anyone. I think you realize what I've done.

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

strong candidate here.

Danzig 5 was pretty bad, I'm in love with Glenn but he fired his band and tried to do an industrial thing and it was not real good.

don't know if that's worst, but what a fuckin letdown that one was

Hmm this is about album names only, and I thought Blackacidevil was pretty cool once I got how to pronounce it. Also Glenn rules.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

Yeah there's that stupid Fiona Apple one, and "Doin Thangs" by Big Bear has ridiculous cover art, but I think in terms of terrible album titles you can't get worse than TLC's "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip!"



Cool cover (except for that baby bottle, wtf). Decent group. Horrendous album name. Did they write the whole stupid thing out when MTV played videos from it? Did they say the whole "OOOOOOOoOoohHhHhh" part when they were promoting the album on TV interviews back in the day?

Anyway, post the worst album titles of all time.

Get a load if forums user WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lecturing people on names here

Heated Gaming Moment
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS



It’s gotta be
“Greatest Hits, Vol. 1“ by Korn

Not only was there no need for a first “hits” album, but lmao that they assumed they would have a second one down the road with songs yet to be written.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Really, tho, the worst album names are indie electronic acts whose titles just look like they mashed the special character keypad on their phone and threw in some Japanese characters for ~aesthetic~

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Are GY!BE album names terrible or good? I lean towards, good.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


"Cream Corn From The Eye Of Davis" by Butthole Surfers is pretty bad/good

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

yiff me, senpai

Fun Shoe

hairway to steven is pretty clever

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's very easily and by quite significant margin - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water.

It's this one. It's so juvenile - even for a band called Limp Bizkit.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004



All the really dumb or pointless ones are actually super memorable and therefore make great album titles.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



pumpkin made of flesh

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

Anyway, post the worst album titles of all time.

why?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


Every single eponymous album ever released

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



Big Beef City posted:

Every single eponymous album ever released

yeah thats a weird title

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


My bands album, by a wide margin. Wanna hear it? Too bad, we hated it so much we loving destroyed every copy. I'm absolutely not joking.

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