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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004




the no pol cjs

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004









i dont have a dog any more and i wfh so i never get to pet dogs these days

work needs more dogs

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

STANFORD IS PULLING AN MKULTRA ON THIS POSTER, PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM


Nap Ghost

can i post c q s here tho

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004




i forgot i agreed to supervise a kids masters thesis and now i have to proofread 200 pages

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.




work SUCKS!!!

Uptime Sinclair
Jan 11, 2011

somebody thought it would be cheaper to do it that way


ground floor for this thanks bumpy

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009




i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


in this thread I will be restrained

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012
Tell your mum I said hi lol

you spelled funy wrong

Uptime Sinclair
Jan 11, 2011

somebody thought it would be cheaper to do it that way


bob dobbs is dead posted:

can i post c q s here tho
please do

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



doesnt it uh make more sense to keep cjs cjs and move general hellworld chat to its own

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

STANFORD IS PULLING AN MKULTRA ON THIS POSTER, PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM


Nap Ghost

c q s: finally whacked our fourier transform like to be unitary. peak results are exactly as same as dft which was wanted. deffo can be calculated in our disgustingly fast way w modulus but only powers of two right now. gotta figure out some way to "mix" the moduli, prolly w judicious use of lcm

one path goes, ok, do lcm of a big semiprime and big power of two and find composite factors, then just rip out powers of two everywhere and hope the primes are part of different big composite factors. sort of like a demented way of making it compatible with a demented pollard rho

so like, say you were factoring 33. you go and factor 128 * 33 instead and get, like, 192 * 22 or some poo poo and divide away the power of 2 dross to get 3 * 11

just gotta be sure in some way that we would be able to factor like that w the periods we would get from mod 128 * 33

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Sep 23, 2020

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012
Tell your mum I said hi lol

graph posted:

doesnt it uh make more sense to keep cjs cjs and move general hellworld chat to its own

yes

Uptime Sinclair
Jan 11, 2011

somebody thought it would be cheaper to do it that way


graph posted:

doesnt it uh make more sense to keep cjs cjs and move general hellworld chat to its own
it would be my preference if iím being honest but literally any reprieve from america-centric doomer poo poo will work for me

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


buy a gun, buy ammo, learn how to use both. hello thread

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


if you're uncomfortable with owning a firearm due to self mental health issues, find a lefty buddy in town, remove the bolt from your gun and let them hold it. you now cannot shoot yourself in the head when having a bad day, but you have access to a firearm when the civil war erupts

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

Office Worker



hotdesking during a pandemic lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

hotdesking during a pandemic lol

it's a hot desk alright!

Actual work funniness: great when customers raise a P0 and page you and drag you into a god drat microsoft teams chat conference, you fix the problem, and they don't respond for 48h confirming it was fixed

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Chinchillin Imperial Style

please we dont hotdesk here this is a desk hotel

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Chinchillin Imperial Style

our designer who thinks that all desks should be featureless white slabs is pushing to go to hotdesking when covid is over. i think he will get his way as part
of more permanent work from home.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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#1 work grievance: i have to do it or they dont give me money

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


rotor posted:

#1 work grievance: i have to do it or they dont give me money

booking a ticket for the HMS Same here

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


the kinda funny but real part is i kinda think thats how the c-levels work?


Just be available while nothing's bad, you don't have to do anything
But if things go bad, we need press releases and/or a resignation from you when poo poo hits the fan



Like, pay me on my _capability_ to do work, not my actual work output

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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c-levels 100% do work. Nowhere near enough to justify their engorged salaries but they do as much work as anyone posting in this thread.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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teh butts


rotor posted:

they do as much work as anyone posting in this thread.

i mean maybe not bob tho

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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teh butts


or maybe especially bob. idk.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011





varies by shop but yeah

the 100-person company I work for has only a couple c-levels and all three of them do a lot. the president is also a real chill dude. not to excuse capitalist hierarchy and the benefits of being in the upper echelons but sometimes c-levels do in fact produce from their labour

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


ngl our ceo (new as of jan 2020, so take that timing as you will) sends out some really kind and thoughtful weekly covid updates right now. The down side is that he starts it out by talking about how good his last week off was, where he could just kayak around an ontario lake and trade jokes with his beautiful wife and gorgeous kids over a nice family meal

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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my favorite CEO worked really hard and was at the same time sleeping with the CEO of our most direct competitor, it was a little weird

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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i always wondered about that, was it just like "well i havent met any other humans recently, wanna gently caress?" or was it more like romeo and juliet or what?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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funny work grievance: my ceo wont stop loving the competition!!! LITERALLY!!!!

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011





rotor posted:

i always wondered about that, was it just like "well i havent met any other humans recently, wanna gently caress?" or was it more like romeo and juliet or what?

I think at a certain point fancy suit types forget how to be social and two socially broken but monetarily empowered c-levels going "the only thing I'm missing in life is companionship" decide the reasonable course of action is corporate-taboo trysts

they're like nerds in a way, but with money

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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teh butts


Kazinsal posted:

I think at a certain point fancy suit types forget how to be social and two socially broken but monetarily empowered c-levels going "the only thing I'm missing in life is companionship" decide the reasonable course of action is corporate-taboo trysts

this is kinda what i leaned towards yeah

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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its funnier if you imagine the boards of directors at the respective companies as the capulets and montagues tho

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


rotor posted:

my favorite CEO worked really hard and was at the same time sleeping with the CEO of our most direct competitor, it was a little weird

talk about a profit sharing arrangement amirite fellas

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009




i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


rotor posted:

its funnier if you imagine the boards of directors at the respective companies as the capulets and montagues tho

all thumb biting and poo poo

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


The CTO at the place I interned at in college was sleeping with the CFO. He was also keeping his family in scotland so they wouldn't find out about his affair.

The fallout must have been good because after both stepped down, the company was quickly purchased by venture capital ghouls.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


President Beep posted:

all thumb biting and poo poo

just an absolute torrent of white kid glove slaps

Uptime Sinclair
Jan 11, 2011

somebody thought it would be cheaper to do it that way


rotor posted:

#1 work grievance: i have to do it or they dont give me money

Uptime Sinclair
Jan 11, 2011

somebody thought it would be cheaper to do it that way


rotor posted:

its funnier if you imagine the boards of directors at the respective companies as the capulets and montagues tho
so their scions will both drink poison, mmm, yes

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



let's try keeping cjs as cjs and use this thread for non-cjs US happenings https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3941589

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