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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

The last thing you see before you die

Cat Face Joe posted:

i met some rats lady weekend and one of them put his tiny hand on the tip of my finger

They're nice little creatures who are very friendly and inquisitive about humankind

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


this is just normal american behavior

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VTxYQL2SbA

fe: sorry had to for a palate cleanser

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I think this is the same incident. The body camera stuff is newly released.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet posted:

I think this is the same incident. The body camera stuff is newly released.

oh lol just noticed the timestamp on the video

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP

No it is not. What gives you that idea?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

lol capital letters

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



does trump even have a lawyer any more?

Trump says it was ‘my decision’ to try to overturn 2020 election results

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
lol i just saw that too. yeah, they should probably stop him or something, but they won't

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

The last thing you see before you die
"i know people are bad at their jobs because they're disagreeing with me" is pretty lol

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Bankman-fried and trump in a heated battle to see who can self incriminate the most

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Happy five-year Trump Penis Anniversary to those who observe :toot:

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/18/stormy-daniels-says-trumps-p.html

quote:

“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting hosed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion."

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
a dark day for mario kart

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Happy five-year Trump Penis Anniversary to those who observe :toot:

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/18/stormy-daniels-says-trumps-p.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dle0zFKFSTw

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Larry Ellison claims another scalp
Oracle have successfully bankrupted the largest single local authority in the UK (London being split into 33).

https://www.theregister.com/2023/09/18/birmingham_city_council_oracle/

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

The last thing you see before you die
good

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

Cerv posted:

Larry Ellison claims another scalp
Oracle have successfully bankrupted the largest single local authority in the UK (London being split into 33).

https://www.theregister.com/2023/09/18/birmingham_city_council_oracle/

oracle is a fun villain here but

quote:

Earlier this month, The Register reported that the £3.4 billion ($4.3 billion) revenue organization declared itself in financial distress after costs for the Oracle project ballooned from £20 million to around £100 million ($125.5 million) with the implementation of its replacement for an SAP ERP system still in trouble. A bill of up to £760 million ($954 million) to settle equal pay claims also contributed to the effective bankruptcy.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/teamcharleston/status/1703523385475534968?s=46&t=8g1SJ87BoVmp86tfUCXz2A

quote:

“The jet’s transponder, which usually helps locate the aircraft, was not working for some reason that we haven’t yet determined,” Jeremy Huggins, a spokesman at Joint Base Charleston, told the Washington Post. “So that’s why we put out the public request for help.”

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
how do you lose a f-35 they are pretty big and you'd think someone would notice a plane crash

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lmao

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

how do you lose a f-35 they are pretty big and you'd think someone would notice a plane crash

stealth features

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

how do you lose a f-35 they are pretty big and you'd think someone would notice a plane crash

some guy posted:

Putting a stealth fighter with the radar signature of a golf ball on autopilot and then bailing is objectively funny

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
still presumably that was in a reasonably populated area? charleston has a lot of people in it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Beeftweeter posted:

still presumably that was in a reasonably populated area? charleston has a lot of people in it

autopilot maintains course and altitude so it may have flown for a loooooong way before finally crashing.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Mr. Nice! posted:

autopilot maintains course and altitude so it may have flown for a loooooong way before finally crashing.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
don't f-35s use a lot of fuel really quickly though? i thought they had a real low operating range

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

there is a non-zero chance that the war thunder forums have information on this

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Beeftweeter posted:

don't f-35s use a lot of fuel really quickly though? i thought they had a real low operating range

it was likely at cruising altitude at it's most efficient speed. even if it has lovely efficiency overall, there's a range that it can go a bit for sure. it's a pretty long distance it could fly and glide.

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice
why did the pilot bail if the plane was still capable of flying a long distance

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

raminasi posted:

why did the pilot bail if the plane was still capable of flying a long distance

it's probably thrilling pushing the eject button, and then parachuting like whee

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Beeftweeter posted:

still presumably that was in a reasonably populated area? charleston has a lot of people in it

you'd hope the pilot would at least point it towards the ocean

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Cerv posted:

you'd hope the pilot would at least point it towards the ocean

Not enough car batteries inside

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Cerv posted:

you'd hope the pilot would at least point it towards the ocean

hmm maybe. although if there were some like "unintended ejection" bug like some people are suggesting then maybe not

still lol @ the military and lmao @ the f-35

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



the pilot was a crayon eater you can only expect so much.

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



Beeftweeter posted:

hmm maybe. although if there were some like "unintended ejection" bug like some people are suggesting then maybe not

maybe it's not a bug. maybe someone out there is the funniest software developer in history

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
ooh i hope it flew out to international waters lol

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

in that case, i hope a state enemy salvages it for maximum humour

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psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

dioxazine posted:

in that case, i hope a state enemy salvages it for maximum humour

they'll throw that kubernetes poo poo right into the trash if they don't want to have their own boondoggle

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