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Oct 20, 2010

10/24, book it

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Oct 20, 2010

President Beep posted:

i will not kiss the men because it is easy, but because i am hard.

bravo

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Oct 20, 2010

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

holy fuckin poo poo

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Oct 20, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

literally make political advertisements illegal

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Oct 20, 2010

Lysidas posted:

meaning "i will lose my next primary to someone who is even more off the right-wing deep end, and also younger dumber and louder"

Which is gonna happen to a good portion of them anyway

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Oct 20, 2010

President Beep posted:

same. nowadays yospos has just the right level of dirtbag content for my needs.

It seems pretty wholesome these days on the balance. There's been some top shelf burns flying around in the last week or so though

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Oct 20, 2010

Oh, I meant yospos

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Oct 20, 2010

President Beep posted:

yeah, me too.

:tipshat:

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Oct 20, 2010


:hmmyes:

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Oct 20, 2010

mediaphage posted:

it tastes so much better tho just roll a pinner

:yeah:

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Oct 20, 2010

flakeloaf posted:

if oop has taught me anything it's that you should call an object by its class and not by its creation time

this is a top shelf yospost

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Oct 20, 2010


You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

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Oct 20, 2010

Video Nasty posted:

"2021. The government has sold the months of the calendar to the highest bidding sponsors. Our story begins in early Fieribrary…"

Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster

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Oct 20, 2010

infernal machines posted:

oh they are. what's coming to them are ever increasing capital gains

Turns out the wages of sin are actually additional wages

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Oct 20, 2010

infernal machines posted:

oh yeah, i agree completely and it pisses me off to no end when egregious offences and repeat offenders get to ride a desk for a few months before quietly going back to work with no more than maybe being docked some vacation time.

i'm just quick to point out that the union part specifically isn't the problem

Cops are not workers and should not have unions

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Oct 20, 2010

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Oct 20, 2010

akadajet posted:

yeah, they monitor and manipulate your traffic for certain sites to force bad quality video. you can nordvpn around it but then you're handing your data to a foreign gov't instead of the nsa.

I make that deal every time

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Oct 20, 2010

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Oct 20, 2010


:wrong:

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Oct 20, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

in addition to being weasels, reporters are dumb as poo poo

joy ann reid was on last night saying she wasn't sure if jon ossoff would be the first jewish senator :bernchloe:

Joy ann reid's job is not to do good and smart reporting, it is to manufacture consent

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Oct 20, 2010

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Oct 20, 2010

President Beep posted:

yeah man. they're coming fast and hard these days. rest of the year might be a disappointment.

This is a powerful jinx

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Oct 20, 2010


[homer simpsonishly] the biggest government failure in our lifetimes so far

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Oct 20, 2010


This guy is a loving skid mark

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Oct 20, 2010

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i wonder if thousands of years in the future historians will assume all the records they find of trump must be exaggerated because there's no way he was *that* much of a dipshit

My hunch is that they'll find it easy to rationalize because they'll have the helpful context of the many even bigger dipshits soon to come

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Oct 20, 2010

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

his cheeks speak volumes

gallons to be specific

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Oct 20, 2010

infernal machines posted:

is there a president post wwii who hasn't?

this isn't in defence of anyone, i'm genuinely curious

every president ever has been bad. imo that shouldn't stop us from demanding good ones

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Oct 20, 2010

President Beep posted:

I’m beginning to think we maybe just shouldn’t have presidents

this has implications mr president

infernal machines posted:

no one's stopping you, but if that's the baseline it does raise the question of why single out any one in particular for that

Obama just happened to be the president that came up in conversation at the time

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Oct 20, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My 2019 review criticism was "please don't lock Fox News out on the break room TVs"

Pretty positive review if you think about it.

This counts as "exceeds expectations"

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Oct 20, 2010


I can't learn poo poo because I've been huffing internet gas

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Oct 20, 2010

Casual Encountess posted:

legalize therapy

But not for anyone with access to state secrets. Better they cram it all inside and then pop

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Oct 20, 2010

i'm now signed up for a vaccine waiting list with every hospital system in the area, the county health department, and the state. love the free market efficiency built into vaccine distribution. love to shotgun blast my info to whatever private entity says it can get me on a list. love to throw my hands up and say it's an intractable problem. hellworld baybee

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Oct 20, 2010

Stereotype posted:

lol society is collapsing

lol

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Oct 20, 2010


did snopes hire the ten thousand pinocchio guy?

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Oct 20, 2010

moving is the worst

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Oct 20, 2010

qirex posted:

note that low birth rate panickers never seem to propose improvements in healthcare, child care, family leave, affordable college, job protection for parents, etc.

how curious

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Oct 20, 2010


brutal

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Oct 20, 2010

none of these people will ever be held to account for their cruelty

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Oct 20, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

sinema is absolutely on deck for like five SNL guest appearances

ow, my psyche

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Oct 20, 2010

whatever you do, don't plug a usb drive into it

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