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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

hobbesmaster posted:

trump raised taxes and provided direct stimulus

i really don't know how to process these facts

i thought kitten emergency was joking

you get the bennies if you're in a certain group

a dece six figgies ain't it

well sort of it is but that's not a priority

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Sniep posted:

lol

i wonder if that friend has ever seen trump "debate" before

the way to win at this is to unplug his microphone and just play fart sounds over the PA

strange trick but he can't figure out how to beat it

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

PIZZA.BAT posted:

this popped up in my reminders this morning. it's been a month now. wonder if anything happened



i think they're still working on the big case against chipotle

huge pronunciation scandal

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

hahaha ok so it turns out the electrical substation serving downtown had a report way back in 2015 outlining that it was at the end of its service life, and then another one in 2017 that added that it was also undersized for the area it's serving

and then shockingly it caught fire yesterday somehow during this storm. huge chunk of downtown is without power, highrises and elder care facilities are being evacuated, business owners downtown are all mad about the lost xmas shopping, big lols all around


no idea what happened with their water, though i'm gonna go ahead and guess that it was also a lack of political will to do a goddamn thing about our infrastructure

it's loving super when hot potato infrastructure

uh, i don't want to mix metaphors

comes home to roost

no

uh

shits the bed

no

oh wait, sucks huge rear end

and we have such sights to show you

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
american kid: kicks a can down the road

rest of the world: watcha doing?

ak: moving critical infrastructure, to your mom's house!

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

qirex posted:

it's impressive how much work some people put in to being stupid

still calling this the mr burns approach

clearly with all of these brain diseases you become invincible

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

AlbertFlasher posted:



EDIT:



ya they look exactly like you'd expect them to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr-xWWVEokM

uhh lol gracias starz

they cut the bit where the american heroes pick off the border jumpers with bible verses inscribed on their rifles

c'est

BaldDwarfOnPCP fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Dec 16, 2021

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

DELETE CASCADE posted:

the entire united nations is completely symbolic

better than FIFA

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Jonny 290 posted:

how technical you wanna get here? cause there are several pols that would Launch The Nukes if they got the spot

don't be so sensitive

thos nukes are aimed at and coming from colorado

we need them to summon horse jesus

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Cold on a Cob posted:

lol if she did this but forgot the monarchy of canada is technically a separate thing and charles moves here to be king

canadowned

omg they'll have to put camilla's face on your money

lovingly called the moose knuckle

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

DELETE CASCADE posted:

that is very explicitly not how it works, at all

right?

it's gonna be ind/pak

or possibly iran and israel

it's fun, well actually it's not fun to talk about those subs floating around but they won't fire the first shot


ooooor, and this would be nice, nobody pulls the gun

everyone just says it's been nice knowing you

peace out

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

:abuela:

not that she'd win, of course. but it really is her turn you know

aoc is so good though


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lfyChgZNtA

wish people would actually watch the sausages get made sometimes

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Fame Douglas posted:

AOC is entirely irrelevant.

mlyp

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

most of those proud boys come in from out of town

yeah

the couv, idaho and rural oregon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZIzD0ZfTFg

irony is dead here

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

PokeJoe posted:

Vancouver WA is a tax dodger city. No WA state income tax and drive to Oregon for no sales tax

I think they rely on a birdge they dont pay for lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofnlklih-Bk

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Ted Cruz thinks he's Austin Powers, but he's actually Dr. Evil.

dr evil is more sympathetic and also didn't do all those zodiac murders

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

SmokaDustbowl posted:

anyway they're gonna get arrested and gently caress their lives, then try to scam disability like their propaganda says people do, and when that fails they'll get get addicted to opiates and leave huge shits in my loving stairway

hope they have a tough poo poo knife

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

bump_fn posted:

once america hits 1 million deaths everyone should burn their masks to demonstrate that the virus has won

it can share a spot on the national mall with the monuments to those who died needlessly in the wars on poverty, terror and drugs

the monument to the victorious war on rational thought can be seen in the trump library

the war at home featuring michael rapaport is not streaming or available to rent or purchase

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
cicadas and blow
woooah
cicadas and blow
stuck in my cabana
living on cicadas and blow

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

SRQ posted:

gonna remember this post when I have a tank
so that I can send you pictures of it as a friend.
:>


i always like to think of el pinto grande driving a tank somewhere in cyberspace

just rolling a t34 through desolation

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

well, it's good to know the implications of what you're saying. if someone was calling little people "midgets" because they didn't know better, i would also point it out to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v4XGny0w7k

sadly anna cast has passed

https://www.latestnewssouthafrica.com/2021/03/01/ex-member-of-little-big-anna-cast-has-passed-away/

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z77JFw2D6f8

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

bump_fn posted:

the internet is the lead poisoning of our generation

it's actually sitting

standing desks ftw

we will defeat hank and peggy hill buttocks

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

yeah but all those landlords are russian oligarchs

if they move against russian money it'll last as long as it takes one of them to walk down to no 10 and yell at boris

i would be very worried about polonium tipped umbrellas

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

bump_fn posted:

brandons gonna give an address about umrisse i wonder what drugs they pumped him with

horse doovers

e: thanks for the heads up

whitehouse.gov still funnier than snl

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Mr. Nice! posted:

make sure you don’t generically wish ill on republicans on the forums or you’ll be probated for two weeks.

i hope they are successful in their endeavors (to kill themselves)

that's always what it is

anti-vaxx suicide squads roaming the streets with their dicknoses

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

The Fool posted:

Love that these people think that work is only acceptable form of social interaction.

well work and looking down on people working food service and retail

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Nomnom Cookie posted:

do you think that texas is just full of people who decided without any outside influence that they despise trans people, and abbott is just playing to a prejudice he and his party did nothing to encourage? certainly not for literal decades. radicalizing your base is a potent GOTV tool

i don't think you can call it a representative government when the government is molding the people who will be choosing representatives

the outrage about CRT is so manufactured it's sickening

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
i mean it's no white phosporous :911:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Kazinsal posted:

trump: ha ha he's on drugs
biden: ha ha he's on drugs
putin: how DARE you libel daddy vladdy like that

it's a pretty fair blanket claim that these old fuckers are on drugs

most likely Rx ones but also ones that are significant sedatives and stimulants to keep them functioning but with their brains on autopilot when they should really just slow down and avoid public life for feeding the birds in the park and playing games of chess not trying to pretend that 60 is the new 40 all the time like the bad brains boomers they are

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Spice World War II posted:

As long as it doesn't thrash too much in the process of dying

who has the comic of the capital robot lying in a wasteland of its own making and the dad grabbing his kid to go help it up?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

The Fool posted:

for context, greely is a ballistic missile defense platform

you could mention that is in alaska for actual context

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

SmokaDustbowl posted:

there was some convoy rear end in a top hat here with a train horn, all loving day train horn. I hope they hit their shin really hard on something

like a cop

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

bump_fn posted:

someone should post in cspam that he (putin) was no angel

the past tense :monocle:

did someone swat putin?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Looks like it starts at 1981, so there probably are a handful of them who "remember" the cold war.



i definitely remember iran-contra as being the thing where mom had to put on a disney movie lol

iraq 1, though was time to bring out the big guns and put on keaton batman :black101:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Improbable Lobster posted:

literally always making our own enemies for no reason

weapons sales are up up up!

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

SmokaDustbowl posted:

they're not, everyone is dumping their old guns on ukraine like superbowl t-shirts in africa

hey those javelins are selling themselves

i meant in general though, making enemies and making the world an unhappier place as par for the (us) course

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

When you read foreign sources about Nazi Germany they strongly emphasize that concentration camp inmates were rented out to corporations who worked them to death or used them to test products until they died. Interesting that this isn't really bought up in the American-written sources.

no see they didn't practice glorious capitalism

they have socialism right in the name

(what i was actually taught)

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

he looks like wrassling's the undertaker's companion paul bearer

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