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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007



jeez, just give me my phone call, okay?

'just give me my fuckin' phone call'

boar guy fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Sep 24, 2020

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Seriously honey, I do care about you



Frankly my dear, I don't give a drat.

Spinz fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Sep 24, 2020

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


ladies, please leave

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I'm disappointed in you and have misplaced my Juicy Fruit.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



Yippee ki-yay, Mother.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Only registered members can see post attachments!

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Chill everyone now!
Condone first degree glomping,
advocate vegetarianism,
EAT PLANTS!

Love is my politics
love is my life!

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Because she's got a GREAT PERSONALITY and you got your head all the way up it!

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?



Tinkle on your darn rules, Nurse Ratched!

Piss on your loving RULES, Nurse Ratched

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Get away from her you binch!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


You had me at smello.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

I'm done with these snakes on the plane and I would also like you to say what again.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Get away from her, you ALIEN!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



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Only registered members can see post attachments!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Scrotum Modem posted:

Yippee ki-yay, Mother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn-P3lnr76s

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


neato burrito posted:

Get away from her, you ALIEN!

this is good.

"I love the smell of pancakes in the morning"

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012



Your mother folds socks in jail!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Stairs? Where we are going we don't need "stairs".

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"

Your Best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners court and marry the prom queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV-52l_LRFw

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Sep 24, 2020

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



Please be quiet, guy who loves his uncle perhaps too much

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


Iím getting to old for this shift

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.



As far back as I remember I always wanted to be a grandma.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Scrotum Modem posted:

Yippee ki-yay, Mother.

I like the minimalist approach here

neato burrito posted:

Get away from her, you ALIEN!

this one is also very strong

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. Mr. Lundegaard the liar!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.



A census taker once tried to test me. We ate some liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



ill be back later with some snacks!

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


Five long years, he wore this watch on his wrist.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Jawdins posted:

Five long years, he wore this watch on his wrist.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Jawdins posted:

Five long years, he wore this watch on his wrist.

lmao

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

What now? Let me tell you what now.
I'ma call a couple a hard, pipe-fitting builders, who'll go to work on the home here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
You hear me talkin', extreme home maker over recipient? I ain't through with you by a darn sight. I'ma get medieval themed shrubbery for the yard.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



my brain is churning on a Glengarry Glen Ross safe take

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?



America, hot dog!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

i am sick and tired of these gal-durn snakes on this gosh-darn plane!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


This stuff will make you a great funtime dinosaur, just like me.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

We had two bags of Doritos, seventy-five pellets of Smarties, five sheets of high-powered Froot by the Foot, a saltshaker half-full of Pixy Stix powder, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored Tums, multivitamins, Sweet Tarts, M&Ms... Also, a quart of Coke, a quart of Dr Pepper, a case of Mountain Dew, a pint of raw maple syrup, and two dozen Slim Jims. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious snack collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the maple syrup. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a syrup binge, and I knew we'd get into that sweet stuff pretty soon.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

They blew it up!? THAT WAS MEAN! THAT WAS VERY MEAN!

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Sep 24, 2020

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I'm happy to tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?



He's sleeping, Jim.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?


All I have in this world is my car, and my word. And I don't br[e]ak[e] them for no one.

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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?


I want more life, DAD!

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