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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The adult toy collector wants you to know they aren't dolls, they are action figures





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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Just shelf upon shelf of dildos and fleshlights, still in the original packaging.

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Finger Prince posted:

Just shelf upon shelf of dildos and fleshlights, still in the original packaging.

Explains why the adult toy collector will not, under any circumstances allow his mom into his room to clean his collection





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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The adult toy collector scoffs at his grandma's gift of a Pop! Vinyl figure of Chewbacca. "God drat it Grandma it's not even flocked, I hope you at least kept the receipt"

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Sep 24, 2020





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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Yes. I do have every single one of the Tenga Eggs in mint condition, still in their packaging, if that's what you mean by the "eggs I kept in my room". Wait. You tried to make what with them mom??? How dumb could you be! Do you know how much money and untold pleasures of The Far East you literally shattered into a million tiny pieces?!?!?!?!?!?!

nut



https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?



Merry Dickmas!

N. Senada


the museum has again rejected my request to temporarily display my “sex whips thru the centuries” diorama

Happy halloween
https://i.imgur.com/gDOLG1t.gif

FPzero

Game Over
Return of Mido



O Dildo Tree, O Dildo Treeeeee

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Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER


The Adult toy corrector. Leaving product reviews complaining about "unrealistic proportions" on dildos.

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