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City of Glompton



lipstick for women in their 40's, 50's and 60's? as if

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City of Glompton



alfred dunner separates. do i look like my mother? i do? well gently caress you too!

City of Glompton



diabetes medication? i do not have diabetes oh. oh i see what you're doing there and i'll ask you don't judge my bulk candy purchases

City of Glompton



protection against eldritch horrors. ok now you're getting weird

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Sad? Alone? GET A LIFE!

A little too on point Google. Geeze

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Furiously buying yoga pants so google keeps showing me the ads


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Prof. Crocodile



i don't use a lot of google products, and i vpn all over the globe. so google has keeps desperately trying to sell me the one or two things that they know for sure i've bought over the past few years.

honey, if you're reading this, that's the only reason those men's underwear ads keep popping up on my computer, i swear.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

nut



Evil Bob posted:

Furiously buying yoga pants so google keeps showing me the ads

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

nut



me: eugh, mounds bars are loving gross. I couldn't eat one let alone a box of 24.

my e-handler at the NSA warehouse: don't mind if i do

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Macnult



Evil Bob posted:

Furiously buying yoga pants so google keeps showing me the ads

lol


sig by prof. crocodile

Nosfereefer



Evil Bob posted:

Furiously buying yoga pants so google keeps showing me the ads

City of Glompton



me: haha you would never believe what ad google just showed me. "Laid off? Start your own at-home business, click here to find out how!" Sounds like something for gullible losers. Glad I have secure employment

my boss: about that..

nut



me on the phone with sexy hot singles in my area who wanna talk to me: why can't we just talk, why do you always gotta bring google into this, was it something i said?

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

i sometimes get concerned that google isn't in this for the long haul



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Google checks all my cookies and ad preferences and youtube subscriptions and hidden area microphones...
"I don't loving know, I guess just serve up ads for uninspiring vehicles and household cleaners".
Me: ah yes, innocuous and dull. This is acceptable *clicks 'skip ads' after 5 seconds*.

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

fantasising about bing



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

nine-gear crow

low vis




oh but seriously I posted:

fantasising about bing

Like, Chandler, or...

FutonForensic





all i did was buy sudafed

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


FutonForensic posted:



all i did was buy sudafed

City of Glompton



FutonForensic posted:



all i did was buy sudafed

nine-gear crow

low vis




FutonForensic posted:



all i did was buy sudafed

But how much of it though?

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Huh...this one says "Don't look behind you!". Weird

nut



FutonForensic posted:



all i did was buy sudafed

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Prof. Crocodile



FutonForensic posted:



all i did was buy sudafed


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


More like sudaDEAD

Macnult



FutonForensic posted:



all i did was buy sudafed


sig by prof. crocodile

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Prof. Crocodile



just looking for a dentist and dental supplies but i keep getting these ads full of wiggling butts wtf


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

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