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Macnult

we can’t fight in school or we’ll get suspended so meet me at the park at the end of my neighborhood at 7:00

don’t tell anyone either because if the school finds out i think we might still get suspended

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Macnult

gently caress yeah, honey!! get ‘em with the Live Laugh Love!!

Macnult

my nextdoor neighbor ken and i are duking it out on our property line. cheryl, my wonderful wife, is charging at ken’s wife karen with lawn flamingos in hand and placing more down than karen can handle. awesome hustle babe! god.. i love that woman. all i can hope for now is that our son max is kicking their son’s rear end at their lacrosse scrimmage

[cut to the lacrosse scrimmage]
max: why do our parents hate each other
ken’s son: *sigh* i dunno man, i really don’t
max: do you think we’ll end up like that if we ever stop playing lacrosse

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