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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > rhyming advice is always true
 
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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 Don't touch a goose or he'll bite your caboose!

Eating raw fish, make a good wish!

Give me your wallet or I'll liquid your solid!

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 Eating some rear end? Watch out for gas!

* # ¿ Sep 24, 2020 20:48
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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Mozi posted:

don't put all your eggs in one keg

Don't kegel on an eagle

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 Sweet dollar tea from McDonalds, I drink that
Super Hot Fire, I spit that
2 and a Half men, I watched that

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > rhyming advice is always true