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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The corrupted baby was thrown out of daycare for strongarming the other babies into handing over their binkies





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The nurse had to use the right arm for the six month vaccinations, to avoid the fresh "bad to the bone" tattoo on the corrupted baby's left arm





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


a big, enormous, larger than a baby should be, baby

----------------
"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Khanstant



brash baby burgles binkies but bourgeoisie bankers bail burglin baby before bureaucratic beating

Macnult



corrupted baby’s memory has been wiped and their eyes are twice as large now


sig by prof. crocodile

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


"honey, can we maybe get your mom to babysit next time? I don't think Socrates is working out"





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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Ass-penny



Khanstant posted:

brash baby burgles binkies but bourgeoisie bankers bail burglin baby before bureaucratic beating

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Corrupted baby caught on hidden camera accepting brightly coloured plastic bribes in exchange for stopping crying.

Ass-penny



Baby out behind the daycare, smoking cigarettes, flipping off the workers. They don't even pretend to sleep during nap time.

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The corrupted baby is facing hard time for distributing baby formula cut with baby powder





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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Macnult



for sale: baby shoes, creased and scuffed as hell


sig by prof. crocodile

nut



Chewbecca posted:

The corrupted baby is facing hard time for distributing baby formula cut with baby powder

corrupted baby picking his teeth and then leaning in, “how do you think they make the powder?”

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The corrupted baby to the nurse inspecting his umbilical cord stump "how do you think I got these scars"





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Ass-penny



A baby holds the laundromat owner's head underwater, and pulls them back up, gasping for air.
"Next time don't you'd better have my money."
They force the soggy, sobbing face back into the sink.

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The corrupted baby can find you a really nice cot and matching change table for a very reasonable fee, but whatever you do don't ask how he got them so cheap





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

you think that's breast milk you're drinking



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

No-one can be told what the MAtrix is



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The corrupted baby leaving a My Little Pony head on the pillow of the baby the next cot over





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The corrupted baby running a protection racket, collecting security blankets and stuffies from the other babies in return for their safety

For what he won't say, and the other babies are afraid to ask





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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Khanstant



corrupted baby spits up sour milk even if you only fed him juice

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The corrupted baby is being questioned in the interrogation room.

"Goddamnit Jenkins, he just isn't talking!"
"Give him another few months, he'll get there"





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godson." You come into my house on the day my mother is to be married and you ask me to do doody - for money. ... If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who fed your daughter strained peas would be changing a diaper this very day.

google THIS



(blows on corrupted baby's ring to make a fart noise)

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


rear end-penny posted:

Baby out behind the daycare, smoking cigarettes, flipping off the workers. They don't even pretend to sleep during nap time.

Corrupted baby only smokes Marlboro reds and they will wreck up the place if they run out

Khanstant



the corrupted baby likes to "get wet" and not like a magic potty baby PCP

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


When the corrupted baby needs to "go potty" they find a frog

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday


The real corrupted baby was inside us all along.

FutonForensic



the betainted babe

Ass-penny



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Corrupted baby only smokes Marlboro reds and they will wreck up the place if they run out

I was thinking Lucky Strikes. Best cigarette I ever had.

Ass-penny



Khanstant posted:

the corrupted baby likes to "get wet" and not like a magic potty baby PCP

Hell,

FutonForensic



i'm glad the baby is evil. gently caress it

super sweet best pal



Downloaded the baby but the file was corrupted.

take the moon





the corrupted baby making bad posts


google THIS



Too late to (a)bort, it would take nine months to (r)etry. Guess I'll (i)gnore the corrupted baby.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Corrupted baby takes enormous campaign contributions from Big Diaper

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Corrupted baby needs to stop looking out for Sesame Street and start looking out for Main Street.

owlhawk911


rear end-penny posted:

I was thinking Lucky Strikes. Best cigarette I ever had.

the baby is corrupted, not classy



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

owlhawk911


google THIS posted:

Too late to (a)bort, it would take nine months to (r)etry. Guess I'll (i)gnore the corrupted baby.



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

Jaguars!





Corrupted Baby just got out from 9 months solitary confinement and boy is he pissed about it

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googling how to defrag my baby

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

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