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The corrupted baby was thrown out of daycare for strongarming the other babies into handing over their binkies
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The nurse had to use the right arm for the six month vaccinations, to avoid the fresh "bad to the bone" tattoo on the corrupted baby's left arm
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Sep 25, 2020 00:14
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"honey, can we maybe get your mom to babysit next time? I don't think Socrates is working out"
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Sep 25, 2020 01:25
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The corrupted baby is facing hard time for distributing baby formula cut with baby powder
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Sep 25, 2020 01:29
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The corrupted baby to the nurse inspecting his umbilical cord stump "how do you think I got these scars" 
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Sep 25, 2020 01:58
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The corrupted baby can find you a really nice cot and matching change table for a very reasonable fee, but whatever you do don't ask how he got them so cheap
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Sep 25, 2020 02:11
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The corrupted baby leaving a My Little Pony head on the pillow of the baby the next cot over
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Sep 25, 2020 02:23
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The corrupted baby running a protection racket, collecting security blankets and stuffies from the other babies in return for their safety For what he won't say, and the other babies are afraid to ask
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Sep 25, 2020 02:37
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The corrupted baby is being questioned in the interrogation room. "Goddamnit Jenkins, he just isn't talking!" "Give him another few months, he'll get there"
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Sep 25, 2020 02:58
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