9-24-2020 TNF GDT: Will the real Florida Man Please Stand Up?

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Who will be crowned the true FLORIDA MAN? This poll is closed.
Ftizmagic	3	10.71%
Minshew	12	42.86%
	13	46.43%
Total:	28 votes

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Fitzmagic vs. Minshew.

Wings on the way, beer in hand.

Who will be the winner of Best Facial Hair?

Who will be crowned the true FLORIDA MAN?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:04

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:59

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Cavauro posted:

blake bortles

In our hearts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPHcGB55u8

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:09

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Please remember to vote.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:23

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Nice block, Fitzpatrick.

Like, that was solid.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:24

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Your both monsters if those aren't smoked

Alas they're not.

Worse yet, these aren't great. :negative:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:26

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hah you need to touch them to count them down.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:27

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I would've play action'ed there.

:goonsay:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:34

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The Dolphins had a pretty darn efficient drive. Now to see if Jacksonville can respond.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:37

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Please hold onto those passes.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:40

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Grittybeard posted:

Feel like this is a go for it situation.

Maybe more if it was 4th & 3.

This Mahomes ad rings so loving hollow after the results from the Taylor indictments.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:43

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Quiet Feet posted:

Ryan Fitzpatrick needs to sign a one-day contract and retire with the Patriots.

That's a fine, Flores. Mask goes over mouth and nose!

The only way coaches will comply is if the next infarction is a one game suspension.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:46

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What a catch! I was expecting an interception.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 01:56

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Jay, your mask is dangerously close to falling off your nose.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:01

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Nice catch!

If the Jags can score this will definitely be a fun game.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:02

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

It would have to come from the QBs. Like if Mahomes and Lamar just walked into the locker room on MNF during the anthem or something. The problem is anybody who actually makes it to their insane level of play is almost certainly to infected with Football brain to take action like that, especially because of how it would "hurt" their teammates.

Like I mentioned in the News/Views thread, it would take several teams willing to forfeit a game to bring this to the level the NBA got. Alas, since each game is so important because of their scarcity & the short NFL player season, there's always a "win now" mentality.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:08

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Fitzmagic works on Hulk-theory.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:11

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These long drives are pretty neat to watch.

If you're an impartial 3rd party with no rooting interest.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:16

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Staring down the receiver & lucked out with that DPI.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:18

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Dang Jacksonville, maybe a defense?

Minshew can't bail you out of this.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:20

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I'll only watch that Long Way Up show if Ewan McGregor is in Obi-Wan character throughout the entire trip.

Or Mark Renton.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:22

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What an odd playcall.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:26

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We're already at the 2 minute warning? This game is just humming along.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:30

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Well, that didn't work.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:33

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Huh, Jags have one more chance.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:36

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These coaches all deserve to be suspended.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:39

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Suspect Bucket posted:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:45

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Minshew has the swagger of a player that is a lot better than he actually is.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:51

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Dipping a pizza in queso sounds insane.

I want to try it.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:54

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Quiet Feet posted:

I mean you gotta do something with the crusts. Usually I just douse them in hot sauce though.

Oh duh the crusts.

I thought that's what the ranch sauce is for.

BGrifter posted:

I still want to try the Virgil Texas pizza strategy.

Order a pizza from Papa Johns. Take the garlic butter out of the box and throw the pizza in the trash where it belongs. Order a second pizza from somewhere good and dip that in the Papa Johns garlic butter sauce.

The ultimate in disgusting western excess.

I would literally drink the Papa John's garlic butter straight up back in college.

I was a stupid goon.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:58

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too bad he couldn't hold that catch.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:00

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Oh yeah, political ads.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:03

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Pull up the Surrender Index stat!

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:09

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That could've been an actual completion instead of a throw-away.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:14

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having your actual fans in the stands means they'll boo you if you gently caress up.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:16

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Whelp.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:17

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Fitzmagic posted:

gently caress it, I'm taking this in myself!

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:23

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Cavauro posted:

watch the basketball game

Only if the Lakers are being shithoused.

I want a Nuggets/Heat final out of pure spite.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:25

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If Minshew pulls a Super Bowl LI Brady...

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:29

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:hahayes: getting a false start at home with a limited crowd.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:33

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:59

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Aw they'll consider that a drop.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:34

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