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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


We gotta stop them! Somehow!

[Guy munching on a Soylent Green by the handful with a case of it under his arm]: Aw poo poo...seriously? Does that mean we have to stop eating it? Like...right now? Right this very second because [continues chewing and swallows] I mean, I just bought this fresh case of it and this is supposed to last me a pretty long time. And well, as you know, there is kind of a food shortage. So could I stop maybe after I finish this case or something?

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Jaguars!





You don't wanna see what they make Soylent sausages out of

FutonForensic



here at Viridian Pastures, all of our humans are free-range non-GMO. we have a nintendo switch and one of those big motorized brushes that scratch their backs, which keeps them happy. happy people means better tasting people cubes. Viridian Pastures: guilt-free people-eating goodness

Macnult



hell is other soylent


sig by prof. crocodile

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer


Soylent green
eggs, broccoli, people,
glucosamine sulfate, traces of nuts,
E260!?!

They really put additives into everything nowadays.

take the moon





*desperately searches shelves for vegan soylent*


Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Finally, an easy meal that incorporates my preferred protein source.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Farm to table soylent

Khanstant



i would eat people, so what, im tough!

alnilam




human being getting loaded into the food crushing and processing machine, shrugs at teh camera like a flintstones appliance and says "eh, it's a living"



ty manifisto

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



alnilam posted:

human being getting loaded into the food crushing and processing machine, shrugs at teh camera like a flintstones appliance and says "eh, it's a living"


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Jaguars!





take the moon posted:

*desperately searches shelves for vegan soylent*

I finally found some, but it has nasty lumps of dreadlock through it

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Jaguars! posted:

I finally found some, but it has nasty lumps of dreadlock through it

I find vegan soylent to be a little gamey. Gamer soylent, however, is succulent as hell

Nosfereefer



razor gaming soylent

google THIS



Fredrik1 posted:

Soylent green
eggs, broccoli, people,
glucosamine sulfate, traces of nuts,
E260!?!

They really put additives into everything nowadays.

Life lost a lot of luster the day I found out it isn't even naturally green

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(looking at the box as I chew) Hmm, 100% soylent fed soylent. I wonder how they (silenced gunshot)

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