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cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park

In the old days of YOSPOS, there was a beloved tradition of creating song parodies. In the spirit of that tradition, let me volunteer this parody I just slapped together:

code:
Party in the SF Bay


I got off the plane at SFO
With a dream and my flannel on
Welcome the land of lame techbros
Wonder if I'll get along?

Jumped on the BART,
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see a SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO sign

This is all so wild
Everyone here a manchild
My tummy's turning and I'm feeling kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
A BARTer turned on his boombox
and a ytcracker song was on
and a ytcracker song was on
and a ytcracker song was on

So I got my IDE up,
They're playing my song
And the bugs start to fly away
Noddin' my head like hmm
Wiping my nose like hmm

I got my IDE up
They're playing my song
I think I'll be OK
Yeah, it's a party in the SF Bay
Yeah, it's a party in the SF Bay

Get to a mixer down 101
Everybody's looking at me now
Like, "Who's that nerd, still wearing Allbirds?
He's gotta be from out of town"
So hard with my folks not around me
It's definitely not a Midwest party
Cause all I see are Macbooks
That explains all the weird looks

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite Zune
And a Weird Al song was on
And a Weird Al song was on
And a Weird Al song was on
So I get my Thinkpad out,
They're playing my tune
And the women back away
Noddin' my head like hmm
Wiping my nose like hmm
So I get my Thinkpad out,
They're playing my tune
I think I'll be OK
Yeah, it's a party in the SF Bay
Yeah, it's a party in the SF Bay

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

I MEAN, TURN OFF YOURE MONITOR, MIGTH EXPLAIN YOUR BAD POSTS, HOPE THIS HELPS?!

This sure is a thread, friendo!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


lol being first-posted by schadenboner is like being shat on within the first 5 minutes of arriving at an orgy

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe

Doctor Rope

didn't read the op just here to poast the yospos theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.




echinopsis posted:

lol being first-posted by schadenboner is like being shat on within the first 5 minutes of arriving at an orgy

pram
Jun 10, 2001


echinopsis posted:

lol being first-posted by schadenboner is like being shat on within the first 5 minutes of arriving at an orgy

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r8n_zvyMeQ

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


echinopsis posted:

lol being first-posted by schadenboner is like being shat on within the first 5 minutes of arriving at an orgy

quoting the first absolutely truly funny echi post in the past year at least. i love you brother

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

Office Worker



echinopsis posted:

lol being first-posted by schadenboner is like being shat on within the first 5 minutes of arriving at an orgy

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad

Fun Shoe

here's my yospos song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg7tOQO-aGM

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

Office Worker



Wesley was a gift to this world

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Wesley was a gift to this world

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



there's a museum in wisconsin that just got a bunch of his art

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



also the only two songs in this forum are the 12 days and the triangle man one in the goldmine

matti
Mar 31, 2019


#1 PRESIDENT
JACKIE CHAN
FAN CLUB

ASK ME
ANYTHING



love it send me a demo Viljapellontie 4 A 8 33820 Tampere Finland

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

what's hara kiri?


Yam Slacker

i dont want to write lyrics but heres a song ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=140ea47ndME

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiOi-KSiGM0

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park

https://vimeo.com/446644066

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009




i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


echinopsis posted:

lol being first-posted by schadenboner is like being shat on within the first 5 minutes of arriving at an orgy

lol. ouch.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDkmVo2fg4

quote:

Well, I rise up every morning at a quarter to eight
Some woman who's my wife tells me not to be late
I kiss the kids goodbye, I can't remember their names
And week after week, it's always the same

chorus:
And it's Ho, boys, can't you code it, and program it right
Nothing ever happens in the life of mine
I'm hauling up the data on the Xerox line

Then it's code in the data, give the keyboard a punch
Then cross-correlate and break for some lunch
Correlate, tabulate, process and screen
Program, printout, regress to the mean

(chorus)

Then it's home again, eat again, watch some TV
Make love to my woman at ten-fifty-three
I dream the same dream when I'm sleeping at night
I'm soaring over hills like an eagle in flight

(chorus)

Someday I'm gonna give up all the buttons and things
I'll punch that time clock till it can't ring
Burn up my necktie and set myself free
Cause no'one's gonna fold, bend or mutilate me

(chorus)

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat

free software song is up there

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you loving with some wired equivalent privacy
Bring aircrack and a laptop for this wired equivalent privacy
Give me everything you got for this wired equivalent privacy

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!


Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!


Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss8m3F3Wan0

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


graph posted:

also the only two songs in this forum are the 12 days and the triangle man one in the goldmine

oh my god. someone please repost triangle man

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


also,

echinopsis posted:

lol being first-posted by schadenboner is like being shat on within the first 5 minutes of arriving at an orgy

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAZvxmLfcQ

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


someone get trig discipline to repost enterprise grade

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody



Hit it Joe, anything by Yellow Magic Orchestra and this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody



hello, just doing the old quote is not edit here

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe

Doctor Rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8gealMDsg

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009




i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


Linux.

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006



Is this the thread for asking for the enterprise grade song? I checked what's his name's soundcloud but it wasn't there anymore.

Edit: that's what I get for posting without reading!

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park

I found a text document from 2009 titled "YOSPOS_Songs.txt" on my NAS.

Here is the first entry. Credit to whichever long-departed poster originally wrote this:

code:
You and I in a computer shop
Buy a terabyte drive with the money we've got
Fill it up to the break of dawn
'Til one by one, gigs are gone
On the board, bugs in the firmware
Flash the OS, "hard disk failure"
Idling under fluorescent light
999 gigabytes go by

999 gigabytes burning in fluorescent light
Panic beeps, S.M.A.R.T. drive alert
The bits in here match nowhere else
Neckbeard CJ springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the drive
Where 999 gigabytes go by

999 Diagnostic Street, 999 CJs meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call IT out in a hurry
This is what we've studied for
Low mean time between failure
The shop owner is on the line
As 999 gigabytes go by

999 knights of drive care
Run super-high-tech live CDs
Everyone's a CJ hero
Everyone's an RMS
With firmware patches to apply
User fault imply, files awry
Scramble in fluorescent light
As 999 gigabytes go by

999 drives I have had
On every one a bad sector
It's all over and I'm sitting pretty
Next to a platter, dirty, gritty
If I could find a good career
Something my kids could revere
And here is a PATA drive
I think of you and toss it out...

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snr113r5ocY&hd=1

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



to the op:

I can't relate to any of these songs because
1) Idunno what they are supposed to be a parody of and
2) I've never been to san francisco

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8PP5QjR3KE

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSHUIEDBbl4

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Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

Office Worker



thatís a lot of megabytes

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