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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Poured myself a big cup of water up at the cotty. Only after was I warned not to drink the tap water. gently caress am I gonna get worms???

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003






Enjoy your cryptosporidium infection, I guess

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012




yo op thats the shittin lake, youre supposed to use the lake over the hill yonder to drink from

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.


Yeah a little late for that now buddy.

Space Race Riot
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner



Grimey Drawer

How does giardia taste?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

You are probably ok, you go swimming in the lake don't you?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

also



gently caress you and die

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



I had giardia once it sucked

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


You are going to be fine other then about 5 hours later your belly is going to hurt and then you will spend 20 minutes on the toilet releasing the most foul smelling brown liquid that you aren't even sure you can call diarrhea without insulting diarrhea. You will then feel much better and bake an excellent loaf of bread and forget all about the 20 minute long nightmare.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

pixaal posted:

You are going to be fine other then about 5 hours later your belly is going to hurt and then you will spend 20 minutes on the toilet releasing the most foul smelling brown liquid that you aren't even sure you can call diarrhea without insulting diarrhea. You will then feel much better and bake an excellent loaf of bread and forget all about the 20 minute long nightmare.

Given all the beer I drank this will be happening anyway.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



is the lake fast moving
is there algae particulate visible
is there other marine life
what is the sedimentary rock


answers to the above are what will shape your gastrointestinal distress

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.



I remember a thread on GBS from a while back where some startup was selling unfiltered lake/river water at hilariously inflated prices. Anyone remember that or have the link?

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

GolfHole posted:

is the lake fast moving
is there algae particulate visible
is there other marine life
what is the sedimentary rock


answers to the above are what will shape your gastrointestinal distress

No.

No.

There are some ducks swimming in the distance and a number of boats fishing.

The degree to which I understand rocks is that there are rocks.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface


GolfHole posted:

is the lake fast moving
is there algae particulate visible
is there other marine life
what is the sedimentary rock


answers to the above are what will shape your gastrointestinal distress

Marine life is ocean life so if you are seeing that you messed up somewhere

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Drink more and soon you'll be immune to the lake

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Sorry, the pact is sealed now. You will find yourself with an uncontrollable desire to plunge into the waters at midnight , where you will transform into an aquatic being.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Icochet posted:

Drink more and soon you'll be immune to the lake

Maybe the lake germs will fight off the covid

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Johnny Aztec posted:

Sorry, the pact is sealed now. You will find yourself with an uncontrollable desire to plunge into the waters at midnight , where you will transform into an aquatic being.

what kind of water bean will I turn into?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Technically you drank a part of the fishes' house. They won't forget this.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


promising carl posted:

I had giardia once it sucked

My roommate's puppy had giardia and at one point, it pooped so liquidy and unexpectedly fierce that it sprayed on top of this leafy plant we had in front of the house. I think about that plant a lot

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020



pixaal posted:

You are going to be fine other then about 5 hours later your belly is going to hurt and then you will spend 20 minutes on the toilet releasing the most foul smelling brown liquid that you aren't even sure you can call diarrhea without insulting diarrhea. You will then feel much better and bake an excellent loaf of bread and forget all about the 20 minute long nightmare.

I have to do this everytime I want to bake an excellent loaf of bread?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


nakieon posted:

I have to do this everytime I want to bake an excellent loaf of bread?

no, it doesn't even help with the bread. You just feel so alive afterwards you gotta create something wonderful.


So probably make bread.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Tonight you will turn into a lake.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?



I'm sorry, according to my boy Scout training, you have swolled a number of baby snakes that will be coming out your rear end in a top hat in a few weeks. You'll loose weight but it won't be fun.

And rear end in a top hat if you're lucky.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


The more you'll poo poo the more you'll drink according to our top historians

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




you gotta eat a pinecone to neutralize the brain worms

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


How hard is it to find a spring jfc.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I mean they are everywhere my bed has springs!

so does this pen in my pocket *clicks pen*

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



When you need to drink from a stagnant puddle on skid row.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


Cyril Sneer posted:

No.

No.

There are some ducks swimming in the distance and a number of boats fishing.

The degree to which I understand rocks is that there are rocks.

F

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


Report when the lake water amoebiasis farts come OP

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard


GolfHole posted:

is the lake fast moving

No it's been in this spot for a while.

OP if you sip without rhythm then it won't attract the worm.

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows

Use a neti pot.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


Nice, congrats OP!

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


You ever had the gurglespurts so bad that it leaves your rear end in a top hat raw? I've had a couple where I could swear my starfish was glowing red afterwards and I could somehow taste the burning.

e: this was right after drinking some lake water

Nastyman fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Sep 25, 2020

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



Telsa Cola posted:

Marine life is ocean life so if you are seeing that you messed up somewhere

ya i dont really know, im posting from the toilet actually

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Nastyman posted:

You ever had the gurglespurts so bad that it leaves your rear end in a top hat raw? I've had a couple where I could swear my starfish was glowing red afterwards and I could somehow taste the burning.

e: this was right after drinking some lake water

this but it starts to bleed from being so dry that is what happens when you drink lake water

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Okay its been a few hours and no weird shits yet. I think I'm in the clear?

Unless its brain worms.

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


shits usually take 4-5 hours now a few. It hits you when you think you are in the clear and it hits hard and fast stay near the toilet.

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