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pixaal posted:stay near the toilet. I'm at the point where this is just generally good advice. If you think about it there's only like a 25 year window of relative toilet independence in most lives.
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Cyril Sneer posted:Okay its been a few hours and no weird shits yet. I think I'm in the clear? Not making GBS threads weird is a sign of brain worms, if you are making GBS threads regular go to the emergency room as this is the worst symptom you could have
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Jose Oquendo posted:I remember a thread on GBS from a while back where some startup was selling unfiltered lake/river water at hilariously inflated prices. Anyone remember that or have the link? raw water was the trend/gimmick's name if you wanna google it. It lasted probably less than a year in I wanna say 2018. I actually know someone at a tech company whose boss was stupid enough to keep the office stocked with it.
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imagine hydrating yourself with the microplastics of a thousand freepers; you're living this life, why are you doing this to yourself? why won't you let us help you? let us embrace your pulsating mass and aid you in your rebirth as a cosmonaut who does not drink river waters with gaiety
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Sep 25, 2020 20:57
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double down on it. drink more bug water
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Sep 25, 2020 21:09
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You have drunk the living waters of youth, let the microorganisms rejoice
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Sep 25, 2020 21:17
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STATUS UPDATE: 12 hours later and no diarrhea poop.
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Sep 26, 2020 05:14
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When I read the title I thought you were swimming and accidentally swallowed some. You never accidentally swallow a small amount of lake water, it’s always some huge mouthful that stretches out your esophagus and hurts like a motherfucker.
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Sep 26, 2020 05:19
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Always swim in reactor coolant lakes, there's no chance of that there
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Sep 26, 2020 05:44
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@glenn Quebec 
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Sep 26, 2020 05:59
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In Oklahoma/Texas our lakes are 99% fracking fluid and it's fine.
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Your organs will fail one by one over the next 6 months OP. 
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I drank from a pond at the top of a mountain today. The dog started drinking out of it and I though that's a darn good idea. Mighty refreshing pond water.
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https://youtu.be/ddDgCDRHIM0
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Sep 26, 2020 10:51
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You probably drank some sea cum fukin gross
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My puppy had giardia when she was 8 weeks old and I spent an entire week sleeping on the couch next to her as she needed to go squirt out the most heinous liquid poo poo that you’ve ever seen every 90 minutes. It was so weird, her rear end even made an entirely different noise, like what I imagine a rhinoceros laughing to sound like. Not one bit of poo poo was excreted in the house though, and for that I am thankful, or else I likely would’ve got it myself (as well as the rest of my family). Subscribe for more dog making GBS threads stories.
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do you have one about your dog making GBS threads on or in or even under your bed?
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Sep 26, 2020 12:31
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My uncle got an amoeba from lake water once and it still effects him almost ten years later lol. Good going OP lol
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Captain Yossarian posted:My uncle got an amoeba from lake water once and it still effects him almost ten years later lol. Good going OP lol How does it effect him?
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Amoebas are notorious prank callers.
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ruined his credit score after he co-signed on a used car for the amoeba and it ran off on him
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Icochet posted:How does it effect him? His digestive system is all kinds of hosed up and he can't process a lot of foods. He also fatigues easier and has cognitive problems (not as major, but has some odd memory issues and gaps).
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Captain Yossarian posted:His digestive system is all kinds of hosed up and he can't process a lot of foods. He also fatigues easier and has cognitive problems (not as major, but has some odd memory issues and gaps). Ah. Sounds really bad. In hindsight don't drink the loving water op
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What if OP drank the water and got an amoeba but OP's immune system and/or stomach acids are so powerful it destroyed the amoeba before it could destroy OP's bowels
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You don't get amoebas from drinking lake water you get them by snorting that poo poo like an aqua junkie
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Sep 26, 2020 18:04
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what idiot goes to a new cottage and drinks the water without asking? how rich are you that you say cotty and have only been to cottages with potable tap water. just the worst. you on lake jo or Rousseau? fite me in huntsville Kevin o Leary. 3pm.
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Sep 26, 2020 18:18
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blastin' rear end whips rear end
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Sep 26, 2020 18:22
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Sorry op, get your affairs in order.
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Unless OP ended up with diarrhea so extreme it killed him so he couldn't post more, we are looking at a rare thing in GBS: A thread about a goon not making GBS threads himself.
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Sep 26, 2020 19:46
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I'm still rooting for him to poo poo his pants
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https://youtu.be/bPwVOggUp4M THE SOUP THAT WANTS naem fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Sep 26, 2020 |
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Sep 26, 2020 20:14
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Giardia AKA beaver fever. Beaver fever sounds hot but it really isn't.
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Cyril Sneer posted:STATUS UPDATE: 12 hours later and no diarrhea poop. Which lake and where is the tapwater being pulled from? There are lakes so deep and clean and clear you can drink from it with no treatment, like Horsefly lake. Others, where they are a little bit warmer, not so much.
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Sep 26, 2020 20:57
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why do they call it horsefly lake?
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Sep 26, 2020 21:09
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OP is going to morph in to a pegasus.
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Giardia AKA beaver fever. at a family cottage I went to as a kid people would occasionally get a mystery illness known only as "the itch" that we think came from beaver fleas
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:You don't get amoebas from drinking lake water you get them by snorting that poo poo like an aqua junkie Yeah if any went up ur nose OP you could get naegleria amoeba which uh, kills you in bad ways https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brain-eating-amoeba-naegleria-fowleri-florida-teen-dies-family-says/ It shows up in the news once every couple months, it's everywhere and once it's dug in you are a goner
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Sep 26, 2020 23:36
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The chances of inhaling an amoeba into your brains are basically like winning a lottery, keep drinking op
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prom candy posted:at a family cottage I went to as a kid people would occasionally get a mystery illness known only as "the itch" that we think came from beaver fleas That gave me the willies for some reason.
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