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Tomfoolery



Lots of people on this website are getting angry about landlords I figured I'd make a chill landlord thread that is fun, in the chillest subforum.

My favorite landlords are bee landlords:


Bees like to live in highrises in fields and pay their landlords in honey. All around a nice deal. Bees are also fun because they like to live as a giant polycule involving several hundred males and a single female.

This guy is pretty cool also:


This is an earth wizard from Runescape. He roams the area northwest of Port Sarim and east of Armadyl's Tower. I think he counts as a "land lord" because he controls the land.

He looks sadly off into the distance, at a vista only he can perceive


Anyways please post your favorite landlords here.

Tomfoolery fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Sep 25, 2020

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STANFORD IS PULLING AN MKULTRA ON THIS POSTER, PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM


this will not be a chill thread i guarantee it

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Tomfoolery



Here is some pretty cool earth wizard concept art:


quote:

This guy shooting a blocks of earth from the arena.

When block hit an enemy it splits a 3 more blocks and hit near enemies and deal less damage then the main shoot.

When it dies, Earth Wizard make the Earth Wave around him and stuns near units without any damage

KYOON GRIFFEY JR




ground floor mother truckers

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Macnult



my last landlord covered the costs for me to paint my room because they also liked the color, and since they liked it i didnít have to worry about painting it back to its previous color when i moved out. that was pretty chill of them


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my last landlord was a large corporate apartment complex and overall it was pretty chill, except the one time they called me about late payment when I wasn't late they just hosed up.

They did however have a lovely policy where you needed to re-sign a lease for a year or only extend for 3 months and get the gently caress out. I was in the process of buying a house and it was stressful not to have a month to month situation.

alnilam




i am highly skeptical of the ability of this thread to stay chill but let's give it a shot, no politix or talking about guillotines or whatever



ty manifisto

Macnult



alnilam posted:

i am highly skeptical of the ability of this thread to stay chill but let's give it a shot, no politix or talking about guillotines or whatever

*crosses out the time my landlord gave me the green light for my french revolution roleplay setup*


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alnilam posted:

i am highly skeptical of the ability of this thread to stay chill but let's give it a shot, no politix or talking about guillotines or whatever

i mean you know it in your heart that this isnt gonna happen

could just close now

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corgski




my favorite landlord never showed up at the house and just stopped cashing the rent checks one day


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worker honeybees are females, typically there's tens of thousands of them in a hive with a few thousand drones (males) :sci101:

the drones basically exist to go fly around and meet up with a queen, usually from another hive, and mate with her. they don't collect nectar or pollen and can't feed themselves. queens usually go on one mating flight in their lives and collect a giant reservoir of sperm

i've been a bee landlord but chicago is a tough place to keep bees because they have a tendency to die in the winter if there's any kind of cold snap, and it's sad



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Macnult



bob dobbs is dead posted:

i mean you know it in your heart that this isnt gonna happen

could just close now

found the unchill landlord


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wish i was beautiful and flawless like bee landlords, wish i was that bee benefactor

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Macnult posted:

found the unchill landlord

i am the "expropriate all land" dude ackshually

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

i am the "expropriate all land" dude ackshually

how can we use this to help out the bees


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Tomfoolery



more falafel please posted:

worker honeybees are females, typically there's tens of thousands of them in a hive with a few thousand drones (males) :sci101:

the drones basically exist to go fly around and meet up with a queen, usually from another hive, and mate with her. they don't collect nectar or pollen and can't feed themselves. queens usually go on one mating flight in their lives and collect a giant reservoir of sperm

i've been a bee landlord but chicago is a tough place to keep bees because they have a tendency to die in the winter if there's any kind of cold snap, and it's sad

So, TECHNICALLY, if the males go sleep around with other hives' queens and those other hives' males sleep with their queen, they're all part of the SAME POLYCULE

bob dobbs is dead posted:

i am the "expropriate all land" dude ackshually

Bees are necessary to pollinate flowers so that the flowers grow into beautiful caterpillars which turn into beautiful bees and thus the cycle of life continues

Tomfoolery fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Sep 25, 2020

alnilam




one time a bee swarm visited my backyard for a few days it was surprisingly chill even though i was kinda ascared



ty manifisto

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alnilam posted:

one time a bee swarm visited my backyard for a few days it was surprisingly chill even though i was kinda ascared

honeybees will really only attack if they feel like the hive is threatened, and when they're swarming they don't have a hive, so they're literally just trying to find a place to live. if you find a swarm the best thing to do is try to contact some local beekeepers to come collect it and rehive it



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alnilam




yeah it turned out i had a friend of a friend come and take the swarm, for beekeepers finding a swarm is a lucky strike! he told me otherwise you can pay like several hundo for a fresh swarm.

he showed up and literally scooped them into a trash can with a lid, with his bare hands, in a t-shirt. that shoewd me how docile they truly are in the swarming phase. it was crazy.



ty manifisto

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alnilam posted:

yeah it turned out i had a friend of a friend come and take the swarm, for beekeepers finding a swarm is a lucky strike! he told me otherwise you can pay like several hundo for a fresh swarm.

he showed up and literally scooped them into a trash can with a lid, with his bare hands, in a t-shirt. that shoewd me how docile they truly are in the swarming phase. it was crazy.

lol that's great. i know some serious beekeepers have like vaccuums that gently remove them

but yeah a package of bees (typically about 10000 bees and a queen) costs about $100, and a swarm is usually way more bees than that



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Back in the days I was a landlord of my ants. Now it's reversed.


Prof. Crocodile



Goons Are Great posted:

Back in the days I was a landlord of my ants. Now it's reversed.

idk if this is such a bad thing. ant landlords sound pretty chill. how do you pay them? crickets? sugar water?


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Tomfoolery



Prof. Crocodile posted:

idk if this is such a bad thing. ant landlords sound pretty chill. how do you pay them? crickets? sugar water?

Most of their apartments are garden units

dervinosdoom




If there's too many males in a beehive, during the fall they'll kick them all out.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I am the lord of all the land I survey (if I stand in a specific spot and use my hands as blinders and put on a broad brimmed hat)




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Cyrano4747



I am a multi-unit landlord.

. . . . if guns are considered apartments and bullets tenants.

There are a lot of evictions, though

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I am the rentier landlord of my lawn, but I wield the guillotine weekly upon the the unfortunate heads of my benighted grass tenants to keep them in their lowly station.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

alnilam




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I am the rentier landlord of my lawn, but I wield the guillotine weekly upon the the unfortunate heads of my benighted grass tenants to keep them in their lowly station.

brutal

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mods plz change my av to these guys crawling around individually guillotineing the heads off every peasant blade of grass:




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Jinh



my last landlord was a super chill well-to-do lady who was a higher up at a major tavern/brewpub in a big city in southern NJ. she would bring home food and beer growlers nonstop and leave them for me. my rent was super cheap even though we were in a college town, she only wanted enough to cover her mortgage bills from her tenants.

its been 8 years since i moved out. looking back on it, she might have been dropping hints that there could be more perks to living there. for a while the other tenants had moved out so it was just me and her, both single, and she mentioned that one of her sons friends (my age) previously crashed on the couch there after her son moved out and she had to kick him out eventually because "he has no job, he's not contributing anything, and its not like he's sleeping with me".

dont know if i dodged a bullet or missed out by not inquiring further.


thanks so much cda for this cute fall sig <3 / Spoonthulhu Rises! by luvcow below

Ass-penny



Pretty easy to be chill when you reside underground.

corgski




truthfully though i am my own landlord it's just the cats don't pay rent


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corgski




squatters in more way than one


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Cyrano4747



corgski posted:

truthfully though i am my own landlord it's just the cats don't pay rent

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sk

(ヤイケス!)



we lived above our last landlord but he never complained about noise or anything. plus he fixed everything right away so he was pretty cool

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Jinh posted:

my last landlord was a super chill well-to-do lady who was a higher up at a major tavern/brewpub in a big city in southern NJ. she would bring home food and beer growlers nonstop and leave them for me. my rent was super cheap even though we were in a college town, she only wanted enough to cover her mortgage bills from her tenants.

its been 8 years since i moved out. looking back on it, she might have been dropping hints that there could be more perks to living there. for a while the other tenants had moved out so it was just me and her, both single, and she mentioned that one of her sons friends (my age) previously crashed on the couch there after her son moved out and she had to kick him out eventually because "he has no job, he's not contributing anything, and its not like he's sleeping with me".

dont know if i dodged a bullet or missed out by not inquiring further.

Adele's Hello, but it's about a MILF landlord

nut



ya oh me? i guess i have some land i like to lorde over, it's funny to see the land so scared and nervous

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

more falafel please

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i own my house and my landlord never fixes loving anything



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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


more falafel please posted:

i own my house and my landlord never fixes loving anything

Sounds like the house is owning you

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Sounds like the house is owning you

fffff....fukc



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