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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


im the shitter. the toilet is the shittee

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


"this thread is shitee"

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


I think because the guy that invented it was called crap, or crapper, and crap=poo poo therefore shitter

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


The Crapper Indoor Toilet becomes the crapper becomes the shitter, might have even been named John crapper if you want another mystery to solve

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

The toilet shits out your poo poo does it not

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


I think it has to do with how Germans use their toilets op (don't ask)

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


500excf type r posted:

The Crapper Indoor Toilet becomes the crapper becomes the shitter, might have even been named John crapper if you want another mystery to solve

I thought John Crapper just invented that dumbass siphon system in british toilets that prevents leaking from the tank to the bowl by preventing all toilet function when otherwise leaking would've occurred

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


Like oh great, instead of having a bit of water leaking for a while while I figure out a way to fix it, I guess I'm flushing with a bucket till I replace the siphon. gently caress brits. I am on a one man crusade to discredit british toilets

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007



Uh, how do you get the poo poo into your rear end? Normal people use the shitter.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Adolf Shitler lmao

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Why don't we just call the toilet "the poop whore"?

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



ELI PORTER posted:

I think it has to do with how Germans use their toilets op (don't ask)

The toilet shits on them?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



i prefer to take a dunk
https://i.imgur.com/fof7KAL.mp4

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


The water closet?

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

The toilet shits on them?

I said "don't ask"

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




stop reporting every thread you dont personally like EorayMel I'm not going to gas them.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Sounds like they're being a real poo poo LMAO

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

stop reporting every thread you dont personally like EorayMel I'm not going to gas them.

lmao, reporting a thread about the toilet in General BullShit

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




poo poo is our bread and butter in this here forum and I will protect our god given right to post about it

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



seems like it would be fine filling up with shower water instead of needing some of the purest water on the planet

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Sep 25, 2020

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Why is it called taking a poo poo when I'm leaving it?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




super sweet best pal posted:

Why is it called taking a poo poo when I'm leaving it?

A bowl on the convenience store counter that says take a poo poo leave a poo poo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Giving a poo poo when you care about something but no one wants it.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

RELY NOT ON MY HONOR!!! FOR WHEN I OFFER MY WORD OF BOND, I TAKE NOT THAT VOW TO HEART!! CASUALLY, I BRING SHAME TO MY HOUSEHOLD AND RUIN TO THOSE WHO RELY ON MY COMMITMENT, BY SHIRKING MY AVOWED DUTY

Is this the caliber of thread we can expect on these forums now? Why aren't you on reddit?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

FREE HONG KONG


Upset Trowel

jimmyjams posted:

im the shitter.

yes you are

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

FREE HONG KONG


Upset Trowel

super sweet best pal posted:

Why is it called taking a poo poo when I'm leaving it?

did u know in britain instead of saying "make a decision" they always say "take a decision" when u realize its like taking a poo poo you see why their country is so hosed up

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

Ten Billion Percent
SHINY


Soldiers brought the word Pissoir back from France after WWII, but of course it got simplified into PIsser. After that, Shitter was just juvenile one-upsmanship.

Fittingly enough, I pulled this hypothesis right out of my rear end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


How much of a shithead do y'all think John was?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011


Colonel Cancer posted:

How much of a shithead do y'all think John was?

well you can't be a complete shithead if you're willing to improve technology designed to stop people from having to crap in outhouses/holes in the ground, but you've probably got at least a little poo poo for brains to make that your job

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



i poo poo in a hole in the road

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



I poo poo in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i poo poo in a hole in the road

The King of the Road has logged on

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




1redflag posted:

The King of the Road has logged on

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007



super sweet best pal posted:

Why is it called taking a poo poo when I'm leaving it?

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




i call it my bucket because i dont have a toilet right now and poo poo into a bucket (im doing it right now)

xtal
Jan 9, 2011



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i call it my bucket because i dont have a toilet right now and poo poo into a bucket (im doing it right now)

This is a thread not a bucket

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




jimmyjams posted:

im the shitter. the toilet is the shittee

I don't understand this at all

it sounds like you need to get your priorities straight my friend

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Gotta go fast.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


No Sonic, there's no bonus stage inside that ring!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Clitch posted:

Soldiers brought the word Pissoir back from France after WWII, but of course it got simplified into PIsser. After that, Shitter was just juvenile one-upsmanship.

Fittingly enough, I pulled this hypothesis right out of my rear end

I doubt it. 3/4 of French homes didn't have a toilet in 1954.

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