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Prof. Crocodile



As recently reported, SA is experiences a severe shortage of smilies. More crucially, people all over the world are struggling with abuse, injustice, and poverty.

For the next several days this telethon will take aim at both of those problems by urging artists from across SA to contribute smilie art, and urging unartistic goons to contribute donations of any amount to a reputable charity of their choice in order to fund the creation of those smilies.

How will this work? I'm glad you asked!
  1. Take a look at the list of the suggested smilies in the post below, which I will update regularly.
  2. Provide artwork for a smilie and/or evidence of a donation to help create a smilie of your choice.
    • 10kb max
    • max size is 90 x 25 pixels
    • supported filed types are gif, png, and jpeg
  3. Receive a commemorative probation as our gift to you!
  4. At the conclusion of the telethon, I will provide a (somewhat) organized index of smilies, :names:, and artwork to the admins.
  5. Magical elves will create the smilies

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Oct 22, 2020

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Prof. Crocodile



Goons who show evidence of donation of any amount to any reputable charity will qualify as bronze donors, and receive a commemorative 6 hour probe bearing the likeness of a coffee mug featuring the hit sig of our hit scifi-horror-political thriller “Welcome to Spoonville”!



Goons who provide smilie art will qualify as silver donors and receive a commemorative 6 hour probe bearing the likeness of a stylish t shirt emblazoned with the sick rear end bulldozer that just last year made short work of Acererak's Tomb of Horrors!



Goons who provide both a donation and artwork will qualify as gold donors and receive a commemorative 6 hour probe bearing the likeness of the Spoonville mug AND the sick rear end bulldozer shirt AND a handsome tote bag featuring BYOB's beloved hammock kitty!


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



Here is a semi-organized list of smiles awaiting art and funding. Feel free to provide your own suggestions, or make art for smilies not on this list:

SA Stuff
  • , created by Jinh
  • :nudespawn:
  • :trashed: , created by itry
  • :funny:
  • :joke:
  • :goodpost:, , created by Finger Prince
  • :ernest:
  • :heyvern:
  • :dippy:, , created by Manifisto
  • :jeffreyofyospos:
  • :fart:, , created by Pseudorandom
  • :gently caress:
  • :hell:
  • :fartfuckhell:
  • :nudesnail:, , created by Luvcow
  • :spoonville:, , created by itry
  • :stonks:, , created by Knot My President!
Food Stuff
  • :vegemite:, , created by Jinh
  • :crabcourse:,, created by itry
  • :coffeenut:, , created by nut (presumably)
  • :macncheese:
  • :tea:
  • :fourloko:, , created by prof. crocodile
  • :burrito:
  • :hotsauce:, , created by itry
  • :unlimitedbreadsticks:, , created by sk
Good Vibes:
  • :feart:, , created by itry
  • :kindness:
  • :sharing:
  • :caring:
  • :equality:
  • :charity:
  • :hope:
  • :career:
  • :maturity:
  • :happiness:
  • :marriage:, , created by prof. crocodile
  • :freedom:
  • :liberty:, , created by sk
  • :justice:
  • :friends:
  • :family:
  • :commitment:, , created by itry
Lifestyle Stuff:
  • :diet:, , created by itry
  • :run:, , created by itry
  • :gym:
  • :healthy:, , created by itry
  • :exercise:
  • :doyouevenliftbro:
  • :squats:
  • :ultimatefrisbee:
  • :skateboard:, , created by jinh
  • :gaming:, , created by itry
  • :glampervan:
  • :benjamins:
  • :bananacoin: , created by blaise rascal
Dangerous Topics:
  • :supportthetroops:
  • :thoughtsandprayers:
  • :blessyourheart:
  • :satori:
  • :god:
  • :ruthbaderginsburg:
  • :feminism:
  • :jesus:
  • :prayer:
  • :okboomer:, , created by Prof. Crocodile
Possibly NSFW:
  • :ganja:
  • :vagina:, , created by pseudorandom

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Oct 26, 2020


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )




I donated $10 to Djirra, a charity which supports Indigenous Australians who are the victims of family violence (and other great stuff too).

I accept my probe gratefully, what a great initiative!

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sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Musluk




Size is restricted to 90x25 as per smilie rules, right?



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Prof. Crocodile



Musluk posted:

Size is restricted to 90x25 as per smilie rules, right?

correct.

I should probably find qcs guidance and link to it, but i am out and about today so i might not get to that right away...


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

nut



am happy to help anyone who needs it in making the smilie itself! Will perhaps jump in with my own in the future

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Goons Are Garlic

This is none of your bloody business




I shrank the coins, as their original 700x700 dimensions would make the leper's explode and since I just noticed shrinking it via imgur's internal function gives it a black background for some reason, so

Here's how they'll look on your rapsheet!






Please let me know if you'd like your probe in a certain time frame, as else I'll just go through them whenever I happen to hop on here.


Prof. Crocodile



Goons Are Great posted:

I shrank the coins, as their original 700x700 dimensions would make the leper's explode and since I just noticed shrinking it via imgur's internal function gives it a black background for some reason, so

Here's how they'll look on your rapsheet!






Please let me know if you'd like your probe in a certain time frame, as else I'll just go through them whenever I happen to hop on here.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



i will also put my money where my posts is with a $90 donation to rainn to fund the first three smilies.

would love to see a hot sauce smilie, but really it's about whoever gets there first.



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thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



this is awesome, can’t wait to see what you creative geniuses come up with. I’ll find a good charity when I’ve got some computer time this weekend!


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Luvcow




sultry bikini model snail smilie...

once I get home i'll see if I can get the ok from some of the snail models if they're not off cavorting

https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankTightButterfly.webm

thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

Luvcow




i realize it's a little risky to post a completely nude snail but gloria agreed to pose for the picture and she has no problem with artistic tasteful nudes if it's for a good cause



:nudesnail:

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Macnult



wish i had the :dippy: image (might be in the og thread?) but regardless i’ll make another donation to RAINN later when i get off work


sig by prof. crocodile

pseudorandom




I definitely intend to make both a donation and smilies. I'll probably try to come up with a design or two myself, but if anyone has ideas but needs help creating them feel free to post ideas.

Macnult



found the dippy image manifisto made forever ago

donated to RAINN


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sig by prof. crocodile

Manifisto





Macnult posted:

wish i had the :dippy: image (might be in the og thread?) but regardless i’ll make another donation to RAINN later when i get off work

I made an emote sized dippy I'm pretty sure (or gangtag size). anyway great thread, I am only just off the road but I endorse this telethon!!

fe: macnult found it while I was writing this!




amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, and luvcow

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Goons Are Great posted:

I shrank the coins, as their original 700x700 dimensions would make the leper's explode and since I just noticed shrinking it via imgur's internal function gives it a black background for some reason, so

Not me, does that mean I have the only black background commemorative coin?





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


itry posted:

I'll start




Edit:



These are good. They are intended to be :run: :healthy: and :diet:


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

starbucks hermit




Prof. Crocodile posted:

i will also put my money where my posts is with a $90 donation to rainn to fund the first three smilies.

would love to see a hot sauce smilie, but really it's about whoever gets there first.



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owlhawk911


Luvcow posted:

i realize it's a little risky to post a completely nude snail but gloria agreed to pose for the picture and she has no problem with artistic tasteful nudes if it's for a good cause



:nudesnail:

i can barely make out the human titties



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

Goons Are Garlic

This is none of your bloody business




Chewbecca posted:

Not me, does that mean I have the only black background commemorative coin?

Exactly! I didn't notice the black until I saw it in the modqueue after probing you, so you got the special one for being the first donor!


Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Goons Are Great posted:

Exactly! I didn't notice the black until I saw it in the modqueue after probing you, so you got the special one for being the first donor!





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Goons Are Garlic

This is none of your bloody business




Manifisto posted:

I made an emote sized dippy I'm pretty sure (or gangtag size). anyway great thread, I am only just off the road but I endorse this telethon!!

fe: macnult found it while I was writing this!

Imo that counts, so tell me if you'd like the coin!

blaise rascal posted:

These are good. They are intended to be :run: :healthy: and :diet:

Those are great! I'll wait for him to post ITT before probing though to avoid confusion.


Prof. Crocodile



Goons Are Great posted:

Those are great! I'll wait for him to post ITT before probing though to avoid confusion.

paging itry to this thread to get a good probing! kind of embarrassed i forgot those, because they are awesome.

e: i think we are all up to date now. i might reach out to other posters in other forums to see if anyone else would like to get in on some smilie action...

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 27, 2020


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Give me everything ya got, you animals




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Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Manifisto





Goons Are Great posted:

Imo that counts, so tell me if you'd like the coin!



I'm hoping to add some original art, so I will want a coin eventually but not yet pls!!!




amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, and luvcow

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I need to make a donation and posting itt as a reminder. Fun fact: do you know who donates a huge amount of time to RAINN? Mick Foley.

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


I kinda wish RAINN gave some of their money to shelters, but whatever, it’s all good



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blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Sep 30, 2020


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



I'm sorry I don't have the skills to pay the bills (the smilie bills) But i am so stoked to see everyone contributing to a good cause.

Way to bee! (why oh bee)


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

pseudorandom




Here is my contribution for :fart:



I was debating maybe adding "fart" text, but I wasn't sure. I'm open for critiques and suggestions if anyone thinks it could be improved.




I'm also currently working on an overly ambitious submission for :vagina:; not sure if it's going to work out, but we'll see.

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Thank you Prof. Crocodile for this beautiful spooky sig!

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


pseudorandom posted:

Here is my contribution for :fart:



I was debating maybe adding "fart" text, but I wasn't sure. I'm open for critiques and suggestions if anyone thinks it could be improved.





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

alnilam




pseudorandom posted:

Here is my contribution for :fart:



lol it's beautiful



ty manifisto

sk

(ヤイケス!)





here's a draft for :unlimitedbreadsticks:

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sk fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Sep 30, 2020

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



sk posted:

here's a draft for :unlimitedbreadsticks:



lmao


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

alnilam






ty manifisto

owlhawk911


pseudorandom posted:

Here is my contribution for :fart:





sk posted:

here's a draft for :unlimitedbreadsticks:





sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

FluffieDuckula



sk posted:



here's a draft for :unlimitedbreadsticks:



Lol


Sig by my friends Glompton, Kaiser and Vanisher

Prof. Crocodile



sk posted:



here's a draft for :unlimitedbreadsticks:



this is incredible!

also i believe you will be our first gold sponsor. enjoy your probe and commemorative tote!


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

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(ヤイケス!)



Prof. Crocodile posted:

this is incredible!

also i believe you will be our first gold sponsor. enjoy your probe and commemorative tote!

o7

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