UFC 253: Adesanya vs Costa, Reyes vs Blachowicz. Return to Fight Island!

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Hit Man: Mar 6, 2008; I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Destroyed lmao holy poo poo

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chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

I shoulda had more faith in my man

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NObodyNOWHERE: Apr 24, 2007; Now we are all sons of bitches.; Hell Gem

Woo gently caress yes. Izzy is loving rad.

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Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

WOW

Costa looked horrible.

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double negative: Jul 7, 2003

what was costa's plan there

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

CarlCX posted:

man Costa was not in that fight for even one second

Yeah, this was absolutely one sided.

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punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Izzy loving owns. Such a smart fighter.

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

And that is what happens when you completely change how you fight because 5 rounds.

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Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Kelvin Gastelum is better than Paulo Costa.

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Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Costa is trasssssh.

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Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

YESSSSSSSS izzy

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Goddamn he beat his rear end.

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double negative: Jul 7, 2003

i thought izzy would win but i wasn't expecting complete annihilation goddamn

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beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

beep by grandpa posted:

ANIME IS REAL

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Mr Gorgon Holmes: Aug 1, 2007; Ask me about being possesed by the spirit of John Holmes

Up to 205 for Costa

Vitor 2.0 rides again

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Street Horrrsing: Mar 24, 2010; Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner

Stoppage was a little early but I'm glad not to see more of it

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Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Really cool gameplan from Paulo Costa, whose entire skillset is based around pressing people into the cage and throwing combinations; stand at range, throw the ocassional single strike and mostly just try and talk to Israel.

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barkbell: Apr 14, 2006; woof

izzy with the hump at the end

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acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

That was literally the worst shitkicking I can remember in a two-round title fight since GSP and Serra.
He just hosed Costa up. Stylebender indeed.

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Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

I figured Costa would have a chance but gently caress he had nothing at all.

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DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

beep by grandpa posted:

"I am Goku;

I am Goku"

-Izzy's victory speech

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punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

"I know you're mad!"

Who's mad at him?

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Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

Good thing Costa taunted and tried to clown on him, worked out perfect in the end!

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Izzy straight streaming statistics/numbers at Dana and man's just nodding

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

chaleski posted:

I haven't lost a toxx bet in a while, anyone want to bet a three day probe? I got Izzy by decision.

Goofballs posted:

Sure I don't post often enough for it to matter, I'll take Costa to win. If Izzy wins by anything you win

BrotherJayne posted:

Deal

Anything except Izzy by the d.

chaleski and Goofballs I'll queue up 3 day probations soon :rip:

BrotherJayne is free and clear.

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PeteRoseHaircut: May 17, 2008; Thank you, Toronto!

Israel Adesanya to Eric Albarracin: "I'm going to cum all over you"

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Goofballs: Jun 2, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

chaleski and Goofballs I'll queue up 3 day probations soon

BrotherJayne is free and clear.

Congrats to Chaleski

Disappointed by Costa, I was hoping for a brawl or at least an effort to make one

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Rabid Snake: Aug 6, 2004

They keep cutting his mic LMAO

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Costa and his entire camp were completely psyched out before he even got to Abu Dhabi. What a dogshit plan.

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red19fire: May 26, 2010

Balthesar posted:

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1310074143266668544

Pot calling the kettle bad at post cycle therapy.

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Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

It went just long enough for Costa to stop showboating and realise he was getting schooled before it got stopped, Pretty much the perfect outcome lol

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CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

I know I posted a bunch about how Izzy was extremely going to win this fight but even I thought Costa would accomplish, like, something

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Oh, that's what those numbers were about, Costa missed weight?

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punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

That fight WAS boring Israel.

The issue isn't you though, it's because all of your opponents are too afraid to engage with him.

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Mr_Moose: May 4, 2004

so happy for Izzy, he tore Costa apart how crazy

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BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

I can't stop looking at that right titty.

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Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Israel ain't happy about guys not making weight on his cards.

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chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

So Goofballs and I both get three day probes, I regret nothing

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Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

punk rebel ecks posted:

That fight WAS boring Israel.

The issue isn't you though, it's because all of your opponents are too afraid to engage with him.

If you find a fight like that boring I feel for you dude, jeez

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

punk rebel ecks posted:

"I know you're mad!"

Who's mad at him?

people after the Yoel fight thought he was soft and a coward because Yoel fought like a turtle and Israel didnt engage him because he didnt have to

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