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I've always felt this song had other, more nefarious intentions in mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT5ms2Nvpco
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Bum the Sad posted:what if there is no glory hole but you still want some mensroom action?  
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 -=(IK CHALLENGE=-)If this thread gets to 4 pages of quality, glory hole related posts I will do my own thread-pertinent rendition of "Glory" by Laura Branigan, to uh... consecrate the thread
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:What if the penis has such a wicked curve that glory holes are essentially unusable? We got you, fam! 
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Knot My President! posted:glory holes are the ultimate form of big feminist sexual power (for all genders) -=(Second IK Challenge)=-5 pages and I'll also do "Glory, Glory holelallujah" by request!
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Thank you! This is going to change my life! I mean my friend's life!  Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:
Come on! I have the song written, already! YOU CAN DO THIS! FOUR loving PAGES!!!!111ONE!!
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When the Bard insists on seducing the dragon and rolls a 20, and then a 1 https://i.imgur.com/65YLJkD.mp4
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg Glory hole, you're waiting for somebody But not just anybody Well, not a body anyhow A body part from the waist down I think you already know it Some people call it a "hang down" So be careful not to show it [Chorus] I'm talking about your member With a purple head And the purple heads live in glory holes! Glory hole, I think someone is calling'? Something is trying to get through Into your bathroom stall now You don't have to answer Leave it hanging on the line there Oh-oh-oh, you're in a glory hole! [Chorus] Glory hole (glory hole), that thing is getting plumper (Glory hole ) onto the floor it hangs (Glory hole ) it's reaching with a hunger (Glory hole ) a turgid pulsing member It has a purple head... All the purple heads, live in glory holes! Oh, hey! What the- Glory hole, what will I do now? No wonder I didn't have to wait in line They're insistent and getting louder now They just shoved in some money I still think I still should be getting out It didn't look like it was enough anyhow Not that I have a price to keep me hanging around [Chorus] A veiny hairy member With a purple head And all the purple heads live in glory holes (Glory hole ) it's reaching with a hunger (Glory hole ) a turgid pulsing member It has a purple head... All the purple heads, live in glory holes! {Outro} (Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole ) (Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole ) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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dervinosdoom posted:I wanna see the fifth page surprise! Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:
You know what, why not. To celebrate the updated news by JeffreyofYOSPOS, here it is: "Glory, Glory holelallujah" Some guy just walked in here like he's done this stuff before He just stomped right in the stall and didn't shut the door He looked around for a toilet and now he doesn't seem so sure He thinks he's being conned! Glory hole is kinda new, huh? Don't look like you've ever used one Glory hole is kinda new, huh? Awareness has just dawned! People wait outside the door now he is holding up the line They guess it must be worth the wait and figure things are fine Inside the stall now though he is running out of time Please poo poo or get off the pot! Glory hole is kinda new, huh? Doesn't seem you've ever used one Glory hole is kinda new, huh? He pulls his pants back up! "Should I stay or should I run out," thinks the man afraid within What he sees as not a stall now but a closet stained with sin, On the other hand the ecstasy just started kicking in "Why not, let's get this on!" Glory hole is kinda new, huh? Doesn't seem you've ever used one Glory hole is kinda new, huh? Let's get this poo poo right on! Glory hole is kinda new, huh? Doesn't seem like you've ever used one Glory hole is kinda new, huh? Let's get this poo poo right on!
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Weka posted:Pot Smoke Phoenix, while I appreciate your lyricism, I feel like we were all expecting you to actually sing these wonderful pieces you have created. I wouldn’t wish that kind of harm on humanity
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:im working on a shatner version, I dont know if it will work out but ill try lol 
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:splinter dick, splinter dick Torquemada posted:Papa was a rodeo, Mama was a rock'n'roll band DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Glory holes wesleywillis posted:Papa loved the glory holes. wesleywillis posted:FTFY wesleywillis posted:Hello bathroom my old friend  
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