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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
What if you put your dick through the hole at the same time as the other guy and your dicks go hole to hole?

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Maybe just wrap it in toilet paper and maybe the guy will think his dick is a mummy and get scared and leave. The thing is if he is a mummyphile he might get more excited.

Please be careful

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I’m deeply scared of mummies this thread is my own personal Vietnam

:same:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

I found some helpful guidance!



Thanks, this helps

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

oh.

oh we have such sights to show you.

Achievement unlocked?

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg

Glory hole, you're waiting for somebody
But not just anybody
Well, not a body anyhow
A body part from the waist down
I think you already know it
Some people call it a "hang down"
So be careful not to show it

[Chorus]
I'm talking about your member
With a purple head
And the purple heads live in glory holes!


Glory hole, I think someone is calling'?
Something is trying to get through
Into your bathroom stall now
You don't have to answer
Leave it hanging on the line there
Oh-oh-oh, you're in a glory hole!

[Chorus]
Glory hole (glory hole), that thing is getting plumper
(Glory hole ) onto the floor it hangs
(Glory hole ) it's reaching with a hunger
(Glory hole ) a turgid pulsing member
It has a purple head...
All the purple heads, live in glory holes!


Oh, hey! What the-
Glory hole, what will I do now?
No wonder I didn't have to wait in line
They're insistent and getting louder now
They just shoved in some money
I still think I still should be getting out
It didn't look like it was enough anyhow
Not that I have a price to keep me hanging around

[Chorus]
A veiny hairy member
With a purple head
And all the purple heads live in glory holes
(Glory hole ) it's reaching with a hunger
(Glory hole ) a turgid pulsing member
It has a purple head...
All the purple heads, live in glory holes!

{Outro}

(Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole )
(Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole , Glory hole )

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sic Transit Gloria

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