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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I've never been to a glory hole restroom before and I feel like it needs to get added to my bucket list. But I'm scared and not sure what the rules are. Which toilet is for the sucker and which toilet is for the dick wanting to be sucked? Do you have to take turns? What if a weird dick comes through, is there a secret code I can issue to turn it down? Like can I pat the dick three times or something to politely say no thanks? Help me please!

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Colonel Cancer posted:

Just use Morse code.

I gotta learn a new language to go to a glory hole? Ugh, I didn't know it would be this hard.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If I showed up to the glory hole restroom and there’s no glory hole, I’d do that grandpa Simpson gif thing and nope the gently caress outta there.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If I freak out at what comes through the hole can I just do a hand job instead or is that poor manners? Do I need to man up and open wide?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I found some helpful guidance!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Don’t be fooled by imposter holes.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Please make sure of the correct height before making a hole!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If a vagina wants to use the glory hole, I’m guessing they gotta do the splits on the wall and pray a Gene Simmons equivalent tongue is on the other side.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/S7JoBvP.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3hqhmJM.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.recreation.gov/camping/glory-hole-recreation-area/r/campgroundDetails.do?contractCode=NRSO&parkId=74080

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Sep 27, 2020

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Gooncamp when

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://imgur.com/gallery/XJiji

The wrong way to use the glory hole.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Maybe you can pay for books by sucking dick.

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