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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:58 |
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could you just fuckin crash already
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 18:27 |
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how many times are we going to have to go through this
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 19:12 |
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majora's mask is better than ocarina of time. i am not taking questions on this subject. thank you and have a good day.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 20:10 |
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loving slow-rear end moon and rear end in a top hat elf dude just keep taunting us with the sweet embrace of oblivion only to snatch it away at the last moment
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 20:19 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 20:21 |
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we already have like 4 Biden threads
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 20:37 |
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Though he was many years younger than his normal self (barely tall enough to see over the now-deserted counter of the Stock Pot Inn) Kafei’s mind was still the same, and his devotion to Anju still true. It had been a winding road, but with the Sun Mask in hand, he planned to arrive at the stroke of midnight to triumphantly greet Anju and remove all of her doubts. His embrace, he reckoned, would dispel any fears she might have had that he’d gotten “cold feet” about their union, or, even worse, run off to marry Anju’s friend Cremia. Taking a deep breath, and flanked by his green tunic’d companion and the ever-chirpy faerie that seemed to never leave his side, Kafei threw open the door. He still had seconds to spare before midnight. “Anju!” he called. “I’ve come to-” The words fell from his mouth. Anju had always been a beautiful woman; possessed of striking red hair and a slender figure that seemed to give the promise of comforting peaks and valleys beneath her assortment of blouses and skirts. Many who entered the Stock Pot Inn were left foremost with the memory of the blue-eyed beauty at the reception desk. Having not seen his beloved for a month, she should have been an oasis for Kafei’s parched eyes… but the situation in her room was far from the chaste bride he’d expected. To be precise, Anju was squatting, totally naked, while Mayor Dotour gripped her head and jammed his large -------------------------------------------- This post has been edited for c-spam. It has been edited for time, content, and to fit yuor monitor Son of Man has issued a correction as of 22:31 on Sep 27, 2020 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 05:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjuhPvWEgtY
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 05:08 |
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okay lets chill til night then listen to a strange man as he cranks his box all night THEN we smoke bowls and bowls TIL the last day then we go to a fuckin' ranch or some poo poo, march on some fuckin' chicks AND THEN we GO FAST
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 05:22 |
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w-wait
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 05:23 |
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link's awakening is the best zelda game, and the oracle games are criminally underrated and probably a close second or third
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 05:25 |
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triple sulk posted:link's awakening is the best zelda game, and the oracle games are criminally underrated and probably a close second or third The best Zelda game is still trash
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 05:42 |
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Zelda ii is my fave, the darkest timeline
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 06:12 |
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 06:13 |
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Yo this is some sick loving poo poo compared to the prurient smut I was posting, I and showed some goddamn restraint I'd rather read 100 pages of hylian sucking and loving than this evil trash Son of Man has issued a correction as of 08:04 on Sep 28, 2020 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 05:00 |
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What? there's less than 24 hours
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 05:03 |
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knowing the election is coming up i remove the core from the atp and fly into the sun with it
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 05:06 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 05:00 |
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 05:00 |
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 05:00 |
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congrats to jeffery's first week of ownership of SA he's really corrected the ship and the difference is palpable
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 16:46 |
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 00:04 |
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truly we listened to the strange man crank his box for long enough
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 08:17 |
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gently caress you and die lowtax
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 08:22 |
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Lol good riddance?! That pathetic fucker hung on as long as he could
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 08:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5CcfNBZB2Y
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 08:24 |
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Operation die in pain ridden obscurity is a go
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 08:30 |
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BeefThief posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 08:34 |
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MSDOS KAPITAL posted:I'm still not voting for Joe Biden
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 13:54 |
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if the moon was crashing into earth in 3 days that would be so bad rear end
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 14:04 |
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BeefThief posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. This is the horniest post I've read in forever.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 14:18 |
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you would think they wouldn't last long if they just execute their entire population at the drop of a hat. How are they going to keep up economic productivity if theyve replaced everyones skeletons with silver liquid?
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 17:47 |
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hey man I don't know how capitalism works either if the entire point is to pay people as little as possible so no one can afford jack poo poo yet here we are, in hell
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 18:48 |
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyROkSCk25Y https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hA9fGSmNiO0
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:58 |
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majoras mask is the second best zelda game (breath of the wild is the best) if you disagree you're wrong
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