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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Your 30's is basically the last time you can actually learn a skill, so what's the best skill to learn?? Playing pool? Auto repair?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ive been wanting to learn the ins and outs of rock collecting

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Learn scouting, it will help in the upcoming civil war

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
How are we supposed to suggest new things for you to learn when you haven't listed out all the things you already know, OP?

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Dear Watson posted:

Learn scouting, it will help in the upcoming civil war

I better learn a skill that's critical to the rear lines so I don't have to actually fight someone. Logistics maybe?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Dear Watson posted:

Learn scouting, it will help in the upcoming civil war

Or rear end eating. For the same reason.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

MackAddie posted:

Or rear end eating. For the same reason.

You could make Imperator in no time if you're good.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Maybe learn how to cook for large numbers of people

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Learn how to be a star on Tik Tok.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
learning how to read

learning your times tables

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
How to talk to a girl.

How to post a letter.

How to do laundry.

How to write a cheque.

How to boil pasta.

How to remember to turn things off after using them.

How to wash dishes.

How to pay a bill.

0xAYN
Nov 22, 2010

idk lol
Alternatively, how to talk like a girl, for the upcoming civil war

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

how to tie a noose

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
painting happy little trees

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
grow weed

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Discovering diet and exercise in your 30s and then developing a pathological hatred of the overweight that makes you infinitely more repellent and unlovable to everyone around you is a tried and true 30s goon experience. You could also get really into polyamory and complicated sex and spend a lot of time online performatively bragging about how much you love giving oral sex and how fulfilled you are because you punched the Konami code on a complete stranger's box for the hundredth time.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
archery

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I've recently gotten into studying hokuto shinken.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Who What Now posted:

I've recently gotten into studying hokuto shinken.

yeah ok Jagi

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fisting. :hai:

pretend bad poster
Mar 13, 2019
Cross stitch and/or fly fishing, I hope this helps

alternatively, foraging, but don’t poison yourself

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Neck stretches

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
how to do donuts with your car

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

german longsword

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

gary oldmans diary posted:

ive been wanting to learn the ins and outs of rock collecting

Jesus Christ, they are called loving minerals!!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hunting and fishing.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Telekinesis.

Or, just do what I'm gonna do and grow some peppers to make hot sauce next year.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Cooking is the way to go. It'll make you healthier, and people tend to like a person who gives them tasty food.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Tough as Nails, Showstopper, Last Stand

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Beer Brewing is pretty easy if you're a suburban dad, but you really gotta commit to that kind of lifestyle.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


StoryTime posted:

Cooking is the way to go. It'll make you healthier, and people tend to like a person who gives them tasty food.

Yarp. Or if you already know how to cook then expand horizons. Bake some stuff or learn a different sort of cuisine.

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009
Double roll. I guess

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Learn how to build a model railroad. Then when you're 80 you can be that old geezer with 10 miles of model railroad in your basement. And when you die your kids can just throw all that poo poo in the trash.

DrOnline
Oct 21, 2007
Learn an instrument. If you know one learn a different one.

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020

I've always wanted to learn how to post good posts on GBS

Fartington Butts posted:

Or, just do what I'm gonna do and grow some peppers to make hot sauce next year.

very good choice.

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
In these times of economic uncertainty, I can only suggest one thing.

Learning how to suck a dick OP.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Jerkin' it with your non-dominant hand.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


DickParasite posted:

Jerkin' it with your non-dominant hand.

Who the gently caress doesn't learn this by the time they're like 15 at the most?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


DickParasite posted:

Jerkin' it with your non-dominant hand.

Both my hands on dominant baby. :smug:

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Yeah, there are way more advanced masturbation techniques you could be learning in your thirties. That's what I've been doing with the the last nearly ten years.

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