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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Your 30's is basically the last time you can actually learn a skill, so what's the best skill to learn?? Playing pool? Auto repair?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



ive been wanting to learn the ins and outs of rock collecting

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Learn scouting, it will help in the upcoming civil war

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


How are we supposed to suggest new things for you to learn when you haven't listed out all the things you already know, OP?

Korthal
May 26, 2011



Dear Watson posted:

Learn scouting, it will help in the upcoming civil war

I better learn a skill that's critical to the rear lines so I don't have to actually fight someone. Logistics maybe?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!


Dear Watson posted:

Learn scouting, it will help in the upcoming civil war

Or rear end eating. For the same reason.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007



Fallen Rib

MackAddie posted:

Or rear end eating. For the same reason.

You could make Imperator in no time if you're good.

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Maybe learn how to cook for large numbers of people

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Learn how to be a star on Tik Tok.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

learning how to read

learning your times tables

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002



How to talk to a girl.

How to post a letter.

How to do laundry.

How to write a cheque.

How to boil pasta.

How to remember to turn things off after using them.

How to wash dishes.

How to pay a bill.

Byzantic
Nov 22, 2010

I'm gonna punch you with my eye, bitch!


Alternatively, how to talk like a girl, for the upcoming civil war

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

No, really, I don't.



how to tie a noose

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







painting happy little trees

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


grow weed

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!


Discovering diet and exercise in your 30s and then developing a pathological hatred of the overweight that makes you infinitely more repellent and unlovable to everyone around you is a tried and true 30s goon experience. You could also get really into polyamory and complicated sex and spend a lot of time online performatively bragging about how much you love giving oral sex and how fulfilled you are because you punched the Konami code on a complete stranger's box for the hundredth time.

redm
Feb 20, 2016




Sugartime Jones

archery

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



I've recently gotten into studying hokuto shinken.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

No, really, I don't.



Who What Now posted:

I've recently gotten into studying hokuto shinken.

yeah ok Jagi

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Fisting.

pretend bad poster
Mar 13, 2019


Cross stitch and/or fly fishing, I hope this helps

alternatively, foraging, but donít poison yourself

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Neck stretches

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

how to do donuts with your car

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



german longsword

tpink
Feb 18, 2013



Melman

gary oldmans diary posted:

ive been wanting to learn the ins and outs of rock collecting

Jesus Christ, they are called loving minerals!!

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Hunting and fishing.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



Telekinesis.

Or, just do what I'm gonna do and grow some peppers to make hot sauce next year.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Cooking is the way to go. It'll make you healthier, and people tend to like a person who gives them tasty food.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


Tough as Nails, Showstopper, Last Stand

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Beer Brewing is pretty easy if you're a suburban dad, but you really gotta commit to that kind of lifestyle.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



StoryTime posted:

Cooking is the way to go. It'll make you healthier, and people tend to like a person who gives them tasty food.

Yarp. Or if you already know how to cook then expand horizons. Bake some stuff or learn a different sort of cuisine.

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009


Double roll. I guess

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Learn how to build a model railroad. Then when you're 80 you can be that old geezer with 10 miles of model railroad in your basement. And when you die your kids can just throw all that poo poo in the trash.

DrOnline
Oct 21, 2007


Learn an instrument. If you know one learn a different one.

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020



I've always wanted to learn how to post good posts on GBS

Fartington Butts posted:

Or, just do what I'm gonna do and grow some peppers to make hot sauce next year.

very good choice.

lil bip
Mar 12, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

In these times of economic uncertainty, I can only suggest one thing.

Learning how to suck a dick OP.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004



Slippery Tilde

Jerkin' it with your non-dominant hand.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



DickParasite posted:

Jerkin' it with your non-dominant hand.

Who the gently caress doesn't learn this by the time they're like 15 at the most?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


DickParasite posted:

Jerkin' it with your non-dominant hand.

Both my hands on dominant baby.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Yeah, there are way more advanced masturbation techniques you could be learning in your thirties. That's what I've been doing with the the last nearly ten years.

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