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For decades there has been a divide between the fake fighting goons and the wrestle goons. A rivalry only outdone by 5th Edition goons and the 3.5 Edition nerds. I am tired of this divide and demand to know who is the true top fight sports goon group. The Wrestlegoons, who watch AEW Dynamite & the bad tattoo'd man named Cody (who can't even have a last name, I mean there's no mononyms in real fighting!!!!) and the guys who also watch an old man suffer years of insanity play out on live TV OR The Fight Goons, who basically are crashing on Wrestlegoons couch at the moment but we swear once we're back on our feet we'll move out. Promise. Also the Sumo goons who sorta just showed up, and the Kickboxing goons who I swear exist, they're just hibernating. WELL THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT GUYS, I'M TALKING ABOUT A GOOD OLE FASHION BEST OF THREE SIMULATION OFF I'm pitting the best Fight Goons have to offer versus the only Wrestlegoons names I could remember off hand. First up we got our crocodile hunter from down under MEMENTO taking on that goon who sometimes I see around CHRIS JAMES 2 And if that doesn't get your excitement levels up well...um...OK hear me out, 8 man tag match with landmines sound good? Cuz we're gonna do that too. Fight Goons CarlCX and Orange Carlisle (yeah he's ours now) traveled to the Sumo thread and picked up some guys you may have heard of, Brut and Kenning to rep the Sumo goons as we fight your buddies NienNunb, Seth Rollins, MassRafTer, & JOHN CENA for the Fight Island Tag Team Championship of Death Pushing. AND FINALLY I'M GONNA CALL YOU OUT DIRECTLY JERUSALEM. YOU AND ME GOT SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS. AND THIS TIME ITS FOR A FANCY BELT. IT ALL GOES DOWN THIS THURSDAY AT 9PM EASTERN CHECK YOUR LOCAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL Mekchu fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:02 |
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im gonna be a champ
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 16:24 |
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cool
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 16:26 |
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I'm just glad my ultimate dream of a 'popularity promotion' came to fruition, even if it had to be altered a great deal. the popularity promotion is where posters Get voted on during 'matches' against eachother, and there are cards and championships posted. it's not quite an e-fed because it's based On your regular posting popularity with other posters and you don't do promos or anything like that. you just exist. I wasn't sure If this thread would be allowed, but it was and it's been a big help to the forum. my only regret is that there aren't any voting periods happening.
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 16:33 |
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that's a pretty good card
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 16:42 |
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why does john cena have ric flair hair
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 16:49 |
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Yet again the promoter is trying to push a bunch of no-name, washed up fighters. Skipping this fight card, I'll just watch the gifs on reddit the next day.
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 16:55 |
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I'm gonna do a run-in and hit someone with a folding chair I will show my rage by gently poking them in the stomach with it and then holding the chair high over my head before lightly slapping their back with it
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:08 |
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no one should do anything against the rules. don't "break" the rules
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:31 |
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SA Forums Poster posted:Yet again the promoter is trying to push a bunch of no-name, washed up fighters. Skipping this fight card, I'll just watch the gifs on reddit the next day.
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:04 |
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yes, cool
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:14 |
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i'm not booked
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:16 |
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I didn’t know I wanted this until now
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:21 |
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I'm not even booked! No token women's match?
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:26 |
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Go J-Ru!, beat this trash man jobber I've never even heard of
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:39 |
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Is there a term for those of us who swam over from FIGHT ISLAND and crashed on the AEW couch at Daily's Place for a while, and now they watch both?
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:41 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Is there a term for those of us who swam over from FIGHT ISLAND and crashed on the AEW couch at Daily's Place for a while, and now they watch both? Centrists
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:42 |
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Finally, Mekchu and I are going to bring you the sequel to Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 you never knew you wanted.
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 23:41 |
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Jerusalem posted:Finally, Mekchu and I are going to bring you the sequel to Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 you never knew you wanted. Hopefully less participants die as a result.
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 23:45 |
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Can't believe after all the dental punishment he's taken, my avatar isn't represented in this. He's played by one of the Hardys, drat it!
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 23:51 |
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does that game have lumberjack matches. cooking up ideas for the next event. mekchu is going to be running an event every other day for the rest of the year
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 23:54 |
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Jerusalem posted:Finally, Mekchu and I are going to bring you the sequel to Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 you never knew you wanted. This time someone will stay dead.
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# ? Sep 28, 2020 23:55 |
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it is an honor for me to be placed on a team with such great posters edit: am i the guy in yellow or the guy in red/green Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Sep 29, 2020 |
# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:10 |
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Gavok posted:He's played by one of the Hardys, drat it! Goddamn
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:13 |
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Another vanity promotion with the booker putting himself over SMDH
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:20 |
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Jerusalem posted:Finally, Mekchu and I are going to bring you the sequel to Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 you never knew you wanted. [crowd chant] please dont die please dont die please dont die (in the ring)
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:34 |
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It has come to my attention that the coward Jerusalem is busy at 9pm Eastern on Wednesday so we've postponed the event to 9pm Eastern on Thursday
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:43 |
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I refused to do the job in Canada
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:44 |
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Jerusalem posted:I refused to do the job in Canada survivor series IS coming up...
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 03:52 |
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Jerusalem posted:I refused to do the job in Canada this seals it; jerusalem has signed with WCW
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 03:53 |
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If I had a choice I would Fight for the Fight Goons because 1) MMA betting has made me a couple dollars 2) the MMA goons appreciated my jokes enough to make 2 or 3 of them thread titles you ungrateful wrestlenerds
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 03:57 |
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I will lead my team to the promised land.
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 04:00 |
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if anyone doesn't hold the tag ropes when they tag in i shan't allow it
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 04:12 |
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Who’s going to turn on their teammates and dramatically take off their shirt to reveal the other faction’s shirt underneath? My money’s on Seth Rollins
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 03:07 |
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Here are the rules:
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 04:04 |
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Those other fights are all fake, Cavauro, but THESE fights are real!
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 04:06 |
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i only know how to referee pro wrestling. i'm sorry. i'm trying to learn how to do this before the show
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 04:08 |
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i'm going to do a good job. found a video tape of an experienced referee named larry landless
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 04:13 |
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I don't know what's going on in here but don't punch me in the ear because that's probably where my chin is
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 05:29 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:02 |
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CHRIS JAMES 2 going to find out what happened to CHRIS JAMES 1 Pretty soon we're going to need a CHRIS JAMES 3
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