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Escape From Noise

Actually I'm pretty sure there are rules governing the legality of animals playing organized sports!

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Prof. Crocodile

look i'm no expert, but i think a lot of these problems could have been avoided if vin diesel just drove faster from the beginning

FutonForensic

very cool. he's having sex with a beautiful woman. that was the correct decision in this situation.

uh oh. the woman was a spy sent to kill him. in this situation, I would've done sex better so she would be convinced not to kill me, and keep me around as her sex butler. very disappointing choice by the main character.

nut

honestly, not to be too judgey about the main character, but i would've found blood by now, especially with a title like that

google THIS

Hmm, yes, you hear that loud popping sound as his fist collides with the soft tissues of the other guy's abdomen? That's how you know it's a good punch. If your punches don't sound like a champagne cork played back at half speed, you're doing it wrong.

google THIS

Ok, see that? See how the elves are just taking it in stride the fact that their former boss just died in a horrific accident? Notice how nobody got "written up" or assigned "mandatory safety training?" Don't you "HR" me, I'm making a point here.

BoldFrankensteinMir


Whoa, that was definitely a real dinosaur they just killed. Where's the handler, huh??? This is a snuff film!!!


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take the moon

by sebmojo

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Whoa, that was definitely a real dinosaur they just killed. Where's the handler, huh??? This is a snuff film!!!

*feverishly scans for a no dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this movie disclaimer* I KNEW IT

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Diorama

i remember when all this was fields
they actually had bruce willis dub over the baby's own voice because the suits didn't like his new zealand accent

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BoldFrankensteinMir


Black holes do not look like that, they're traffic cones with laser tag inside. BOO!


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