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cameoflage
Dec 29, 2017



lol open the gas chamber

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Royal W
Jun 20, 2008


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Royal W fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Sep 29, 2020

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




honk if your horny

cameoflage
Dec 29, 2017



Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

Turn youíre monitor on, nub

cameoflage
Dec 29, 2017



i made rib boy break his stupid loving collar bone

thanks for the memories

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



penus

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



i farded to hard and shidded

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Why did the lurker cross the road?

To hide in the bushes

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

How many lurkers does it take to change a lightbulb?

0. They fear the light

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

A lurker walked into a bar and left immediately because bars are fun

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005





nice derail. mods?

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


Icochet posted:

How many lurkers does it take to change a lightbulb?

0. They fear the light

poo poo I've been done

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Lurk Sexual

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


How many lurkers does it take to put up a fence?

None, lurkers don't post

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody



you should have to pay one Human Effigy per post ITT

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


What did the postie say to the Irishman?


Whatever he wanted, uninhibited by second guessing and cheered on by his guffawing postie pals

E: though it was probably something weirdly catchy about crabs

mudskipp fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Sep 29, 2020

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

a lurker, a poster and the pope walk into a bar. the poster orders a sex on the beach, the pope orders a long island iced tea, and the lurker gives the bartender 10 dollars and goes and sits in the corner

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




A lurke,r an Irishman, and a poster walk into a bar. The Irishman (being Irish) and the poster get shitfaced and have the time of their lives, the lurker just sits alone in a corner and watches them having fun

thetedster
Jan 31, 2007


I donít have any lurker jokes, but I got some funny hydralisk ones.

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


what's the difference between a poster on probation and a lurker? ones not a loving coward

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





thetedster posted:

I donít have any lurker jokes, but I got some funny hydralisk ones.

well let's hear em

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I can't believe these lurkers, afraid to ride fire (post)

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



My culture is not a drat punchline.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


If u don't post u ban yourself

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



Fun fact: a group of lurkers is called a "social anxiety"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




What did the lurker say to the poster?

Nothing

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Why did the lurker cross the road?

To get away from potential social interaction

Master J Plus
Apr 20, 2010
eggcup
E-G-G-C-U-P
eggcup


women be SHOPPIN

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


thetedster posted:

I donít have any lurker jokes, but I got some funny hydralisk ones.

Just mutate them for us

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




A lurker, a lurker, a lurker, and a lurker walk into a bar. They order drinks but then each of them goes to a different corner to just sit there in silence, leaving their full glasses on the counter.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


cameoflage posted:

lol open the gas chamber

2017 reg date? Lurk more.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


How do you know what a postie had for breakfast?

They started a thread about it

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




And so the eternal war between posters and lurkers rages on

Our enemy is unseen and unheard, but they are everywhere

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

One time I thought I was buying Turkish yogurt but it was Lurkish yogurt and it was horrible. They make it from water.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




That's no one's business but the Lurks XD

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Did you know that Lurkmenistan changed it's name to Switzerland in 1991

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


Phlegmish posted:

And so the eternal war between posters and lurkers rages on

Our enemy is unseen and unheard, but they are everywhere

How many crap jokes do I have to make before I can switch sides and join the winning team?
Do posts in lurker threads even count or is it like pissing in the rain?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




mudskipp posted:

How many crap jokes do I have to make before I can switch sides and join the winning team?
Do posts in lurker threads even count or is it like pissing in the rain?

Lurk less

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




An Irishman, the pope, and 69 posters walk into a bar where a lurker is sitting silent and alone. They all make fun of the lurker, since they know he's not going to do anything back.

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