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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







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Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

Look there will be plenty of bort to go around


Also this is 100% how I would look on an NFL field
https://twitter.com/JCohen_NFL/status/1310676899178348546?s=19

Blake Martinez is a fifth year linebacker too

I guess his man was the fullback? Because it kinda looks like he's moving to cover him out of the backfield then just kinda gets lost in the wash

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lmao Tom Brady, who probably doesn’t believe in the germ theory of disease, lives and plays in the middle of a superspreader event.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







rotoworld has been crack pinged

quote:

NFL Network's James Palmer reports 2019 UDFA Brett Rypien will be the Broncos' starting quarterback for Thursday's game against the Jets.

Mark's nephew, Rypien has been with the Broncos since last year. The 24-year-old Boise State product made 49 starts for BSU, compiling a career 37-12 record and completing 64 percent of his throws at 8.4 yards per attempt with 90 touchdowns and 24 picks. Rypien has plus accuracy but smallish hands (9") and marginal arm talent. Maybe he will be better than Jeff Driskel, but Thursday's game against the Jets is shaping up to be a dismal descent into darkness even by the standards of the very worst TNF matchups. Even vs. the laughingstock Jets, Rypien is not a recommended streamer.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i know we love o line porn, but what about o line snuff films?

LT greg little

https://i.imgur.com/dxlAMvg.mp4

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lifespan posted:

Can't the NFLPA fight that game? The Titans can't practice and this is putting the Steelers players at risk of COVID so...

Worry not friends, the NFLPA is on the case!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








where's the shrimp cocktail

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cards were the first stadium with that setup iirc

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fsif posted:

Cam had an amazing season his MVP year but it still felt more like a "best player on the team with the best record" award. Lamar looked like he was transported from another dimension last (regular) season.

Look at who he was throwing to that year, and who was running the ball.

It was Olsen and 5 guys named bob.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Android Apocalypse posted:

Good, now both teams need to have positive COVID-19 tests before their rescheduled game to create total chaos.

Hasn't even been a week for the vikings. We won't see positive tests until next week probably, after they've played sunday.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Robby Anderson is really good.

Just through Jets fans might like to know.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Not just lost; got taken to the drat woodshed by a guy who got a blowjob behind a Cheesecake Factory.

That was when his shoulder was shredded and they were still trotting him out to play.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kill me too please

https://twitter.com/JabariJYoung/status/1311684538406506496?s=20

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Codependent Poster posted:

From watching him play the Colts, even though he threw those pick 6s, he was also constantly extending plays and trying to make things happen. He just had no help. There were no clever schemes or easy passes. He was asked to drop back and throw to worse than replacement level players while being protected by a terrible o-line.

Yeah but we've seen that the NFL doesn't give a poo poo about young QBs in terrible positions. They're just forgotten. Like Rosen is basically working at a quicktrip now.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i think the panthers are going to do anything they can to get trevor, even if it means blowing up several drafts.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sounds like the dreaded sports hernia

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Darnold absolutely gets more than winston.

Can't overvalue the non rapist quality of him.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Cam noooo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If cam was still in Carolina he’d be blamed for getting covid.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

How many more teams are going to have it after this weekend?

How many teams won't?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







someone change my avatar so his shirt has covid and he's saying "can't breathe"

tia

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lmao the nfl is just like "yeah gently caress the jets"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gatts posted:

You know I think it makes more sense to move the Cowboys to the NFC South and the Buccaneers to the NFC East. Tampa Bay is East and Texas is central and south, the Cowboys make no sense being on the East division

Cowboys and Panthers switch makes the most sense.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








oh my god

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Deshaun Watson to Carolina makes a lot of sense, just saying.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








because the team murdered tyrod and he has to keep up appearances

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