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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


...the same wolf?

Why is this wolf such a dick? What the gently caress is his problem? Since when does he think he can pull of Grandma's calico dress with thighs like that? These are the questions too few people are asking.

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl



This is what I'm talking about. Why? Just loving cool it, dude.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


It's not the same wolf, but the 2 wolves have hosed casually for some years. It's a complete coincidence though

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It's not the same wolf, but the 2 wolves have hosed casually for some years. It's a complete coincidence though

Great, so there's two of these assholes running around? Fantastic.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

the three little pigs was based on a real-life incident

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Hammerite posted:

the three little pigs was based on a real-life incident

Pigs are known for their house building acumen. yes.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

Literally A Person posted:

Pigs are known for their house building acumen. yes.

The pig who built his house out of bricks was actually based on bertrand russell

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Wolfie... What big disrespect for the world around you you have

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



there are two wolves inside your cultural artefacts

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Colonel Cancer posted:

Wolfie... What big disrespect for the world around you you have

ALL THE BETTER TO CALL YOU NAMES AND MAKE FUN OF YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE WITH!!!

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!


Hammerite posted:

The pig who built his house out of bricks was actually based on bertrand russell

Oh the sense data guy. Never cared for his philosophy.. empiricism doesn't fascinate me too much.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Literally A Person posted:

ALL THE BETTER TO CALL YOU NAMES AND MAKE FUN OF YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE WITH!!!

Damnit you dog, I thought you were supposed to replace grandma not become her

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



The wolves were innocent, those stories were all filthy lies by pig media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDGrfhJH1P4

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


"Literally a Person" sure sounds like the type of name a secret wolf would use

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



It's also a well known fact that wolves are vegan so he couldn't possibly have eaten grandma

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Soiled Meat

it can't be the same wolf because it dies in each story, in the three little pigs he gets boiled and in little red riding hood he gets chopped open

EorayMel
May 29, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


It was an impersonator OP

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001





Soiled Meat

this is a pretty good kids book fyi, if you're into wolves v pigs

don't know if it's canon though

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



food court bailiff posted:

it can't be the same wolf because it dies in each story, in the three little pigs he gets boiled and in little red riding hood he gets chopped open

and in both stories everyone else miraculously survives, unharmed
it doesn't take a genius to figure out that the "victims" are hiding something

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Trust the pigs/hate the wolves?

Sounds like copaganda.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

The wolf always represents female sexuality so in a way it is always the same beast

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019


No see there are sheep, who are helpless and defenseless, there are the wolves, who eat them because they're evil, and then there are the pigs, who protect the sheep from the wolves.

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Why are the pigs each building individual houses with a wolf on the loose? Could they not agree on a building material so much that they had to split off? And when the first one got eaten, why couldn't the remaining 2 hole up in the brick one? Was it an I told you so moment?
"Too bad you're gonna get eaten, but I've got mine"
gently caress you, let me in rear end in a top hat

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

r u ready to WALK posted:

and in both stories everyone else miraculously survives, unharmed
it doesn't take a genius to figure out that the "victims" are hiding something

Granny got eaten I believe, though maybe not in the sterilized Disney version. Grimms' fairy tales tended to be pretty brutal.

And I have reported multiple goons for their wolfist posts.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Sep 29, 2020

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


If all dogs are good dogs, and if this is science, then since all wolves are dogs, all wolves are good...right?

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


different wolves op, glad to be of assistance

Virgil Thatcher
Mar 3, 2008


was the farmer who had a dog named bingo the old mcdonald who had a farm

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



you ever just post some bullshit on the internet?

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


you know what's bad rear end? The big bad wolf has a big bad wolf skeleton inside it

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Grandma, your X-ray just came back... you have Big Wolf Bones.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003






Icochet posted:

The wolf always represents female sexuality so in a way it is always the same beast

I think I remember Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Ests writing about this in "Women Who Run With the Wolves," from a Jungian perspective the tales represent society's fears that a giant vagina will topple our buildings and devour us all

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

you ever just post some bullshit on the internet?

Me? Never.

Never ever. I would never stoop so low.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Agent Escalus posted:

If all dogs are good dogs, and if this is science, then since all wolves are dogs, all wolves are good...right?

Siding with the elitist pigs over the wolf is how we got into this mess (lots of feral hogs) to begin with.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....

Was the Big Bad Wolf the first furry transvestite? And did he inspire Bugs Bunny?

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice


Was WWJ ever not a werewolf? Like was he a dude who changed and just never changed back? Or was he born one?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Xenocides posted:

Was the Big Bad Wolf the first furry transvestite? And did he inspire Bugs Bunny?

Inspired? Sure. But Bugs took it to the next level.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bad_Wolf



According to this site it's the same wolf, but they're really stretching their credibility when they claim it's also the wolf at the end of The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Tip posted:

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bad_Wolf



According to this site it's the same wolf, but they're really stretching their credibility when they claim it's also the wolf at the end of The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Occupation: Feral Wolf.

Living the loving dream.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I don't think they're the same because Red Riding Hood's big bad wolf is basically a rapist whereas the other one just really wants some pork belly, they're leagues apart on the scale of villainhood. Who among us has not lusted after pork belly?

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