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Putty


Those alien S.O.Bs won't know what shot 'em *pumps shotgun*

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Putty


The president has pardoned my workplace harassment charges after I saved his rear end from the boob dimension...

Right on...

Putty


Hey babe, check out my sex appeal... *pumps shotgun*

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


light 'em up, boys!


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Putty


You alien scum wouldn't know your rear end in a top hat from my rear end in a top hat, pricks!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


I'm here to... attended this mandatory 3 hour sexual harassment training. At least I brought my bubble gum.




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


welcome to bee why oh bee, motherfuckers!!!! (smirks)


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Putty


I'm all rear end, no class, and I've got the n-word pass.

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


hurf de durf, you sonova bitch. hurf de durf.


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Putty


Nice rear end babe, I bet you make huge farts

Jinh



I've got balls of steel. Baoding balls, for practicing mindfulness.

nut



i'm gonna rip off yer arms and then i'm gonna rip off his arms and then i'm gonna trade yer arms with each other so you'll end up with his arms heh it'll look a little silly won't it, that heart tattoo with "Susan" inside it, you probably don't even know Susan let alone love her how could you, you're a taurus and she's an aries

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


Putty posted:

Nice rear end babe, I bet you make huge farts
lmao


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Putty


Those alien scumwads have banned me from the local Gamestop

Putty


I've got a restraining order with your name on it.

nut



Putty posted:

I've got a restraining order with your name on it.

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Jedrick

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.


*pumps dick*

Prof. Crocodile



yes i wear dark sunglasses indoors, even in low light.
yes i picked a piece of poo out the toilet and carried it around the bathroom.
no those two facts aren't related in any way, they are separate facets of my bad boy persona that are completely unrelated to one another. *pumps shotgun*


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Putty


I'm gonna piss in those lakes on mars. Those hypothetical alien micro-bastards won't know what hit 'em.

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



*chomps down on cigar, bites a piece off and swallows it*


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Joey McChrist






i'm here to eat rear end and kick bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

Macnult



rescued damsel still in shock and doesn’t know whether to be turned on, or completely weirded out when i grunt ”urine for a treat” while pissing on the final boss’ gory remains


sig by prof. crocodile

Jim Long-un

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man


I'm here to chew rear end,

Putty


Born to kill... forced to work...

Hey King... did you want to include any sides with your order?

google THIS



Well darn, I'm gonna heckin' give those alien son-of-a-guns so much what for.

google THIS



My frequenting of porn shops and strip clubs does not indicate a lack of virility or inability to pick up women, on the part of myself or my target demographic, and I will by golly put that in writing as soon as I send these gee darn aliens packing and the notaries can come back to work.

google THIS



(to a terrified stripper, light years from home, unspeakably violated, covered in splattered ichor, and surrounded by the mangled corpses of the alien sex traffickers who kidnapped her) M'lady.

sk

(ヤイケス!)



oh yeah, I got guns... yeah like, the arm kind, but also the metal kind. i brought both kinds

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


"I got your two tickets to the gun show right here!"

*removes older model iphone from his pocket and opens the stubhub app*





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Prof. Crocodile



sk posted:

oh yeah, I got guns... yeah like, the arm kind, but also the metal kind. i brought both kinds


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




Chewbecca posted:

"I got your two tickets to the gun show right here!"

*removes older model iphone from his pocket and opens the stubhub app*

Khanstant



hail to the king-baby, the king of all babies!

Khanstant



my gum bubble is bigger than yours thanks to big league chew

Putty


those alien beanpoles have injected me with 5G hormones and now my dick is behind my balls

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


drat... That's One Quake Three'd Space Marine!

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Merry Freakin' Christmas, *cocks shotgun* And a Happy Thanksgiving, You Jive Turkey

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Wow!, I get my duke dick in so many sex partners, they should have called me duke gently caress'em!

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Putty


You think you're hot piss, but you're actually cold poo poo...

more falafel please

forums poster




Doctor Dogballs posted:

drat... That's One Quake Three'd Space Marine!



sig by prof. crocodile!

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


drat, I just checked my schedule, and it looks like the crack of your rear end has an appointment with the kicking part of my boot.

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

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