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*dude shootem voice* my wife
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Joey McChrist posted:*dude shootem voice* my wife |
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Sep 30, 2020 06:41
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Get some! Get some! Get some ice cream! I have a whole truck full for you fat alien slobs! |
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Sep 30, 2020 06:44
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asses 2 asses and thrusts 2 busts 
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Sep 30, 2020 06:49
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Where's the BEEF?! Oh yeah! It's right here! [Grabs own butt] |
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Sep 30, 2020 07:59
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I can wrap my balls around my dick and make a hamburger who wants to see? my pants are tight baby tight like my finances sure I'm washed up but I lived more in my glory years than you'll live your entire life uggghhhh why does it hurt when I pee? |
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Sep 30, 2020 10:38
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Joey McChrist posted:*dude shootem voice* my wife
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Sep 30, 2020 10:56
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Sep 30, 2020 11:15
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"that's not a knife, this is a knife!" *pulls fork out of his pocket and brandishes it* "god drat it if I told that woman once, I told her a thousand times!"
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Sep 30, 2020 11:30
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"we should get onto the chopper soon, in my opinion"
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Sep 30, 2020 11:37
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[Hits an enemy with a stick] Stick around! |
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Sep 30, 2020 12:35
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[Brandishing blunderbuss] IT'S NADA TUBA! |
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Sep 30, 2020 12:38
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ARRRRR! Me groin! |
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Sep 30, 2020 12:39
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Uh, do I look like I work at The Dick Sucking Factory??? Seriously, do I? I could use a steady gig. The sequels keep coming later and later and I mean, it doesn't pay as good as you'd think. So please put in a good word for me. At The Dick Sucking Factory. I could use a recc.
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Sep 30, 2020 13:14
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Gonna rip 'em a new one! (rip) Enjoy your movie! |
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Sep 30, 2020 13:37
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Joey McChrist posted:*dude shootem voice* my wife |
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Sep 30, 2020 16:32
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I could kick your rear end any time, I just don't want to right now! |
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Sep 30, 2020 20:18
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aunt tifa is the only lady I won't catcall |
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Sep 30, 2020 20:29
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I am rubber, you are DEAD |
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Sep 30, 2020 20:29
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See you at the party, later!
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Sep 30, 2020 20:32
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The facial expression in my HUD indicates that I might need to take a poo poo. Hold that thought. *grabs rear end*
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Sep 30, 2020 20:33
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I'll see you in Hell, and I don't mean the town in Michigan either! I mean the tourist attraction in Grand Cayman! |
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Sep 30, 2020 20:34
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Guys. GUYS! Who the gently caress keeps eating all my Hot Pockets ™? I only buy the pepperoni ones because they are the only ones that aren't disgusting and I need two before every mission or I am worthless. Every! Mission! Hello? Gleebgorb, I can see sauce on your cheek you space prick! *grabs rear end*
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Sep 30, 2020 20:37
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duhnanun duhnanun dah dah dah dah dun dun shootin' aliens saving the earth machismo front for my diminishing self worth savin' the world rescuing the girls but I couldn't win against people clutching their pearls |
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Sep 30, 2020 20:39
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I'm here to purchase some motherfucking gum.. and some eggs, for my mom |
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Sep 30, 2020 21:04
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*cocks shotgun, fires off a blast sending a pig alien cop sailing through a window* don't forget to use your turn signals
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Sep 30, 2020 21:39
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Sep 30, 2020 22:18
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Looks like you guys brought a tapas platter to a vegan party. *empties clip*
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Sep 30, 2020 22:45
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"Time to take a dump" *pulls a big metal lever* *camera zooms out to show that the lever is on a dump truck* *camera zooms out to show the truck is full of a giant pile of poo poo* *the poo poo dumps out of the truck onto the dead corpse of a space alien* "Groovy" ---------------- |
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Sep 30, 2020 23:06
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same as above poster hand clips through lever and the hopper on the dump truck clips through some light poles and stuff while it lowers |
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Oct 1, 2020 00:16
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i'm gonna fuckle that truck!
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Oct 1, 2020 00:35
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(if you fail a QTE) awww fartshits! i got barf on my balls!
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Oct 1, 2020 00:35
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See you in Hello Welcome and Chat Thread [Lurkers must post]
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Oct 1, 2020 01:48
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Hitler Robot? YOU Hitler Robot, you brought her!
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Oct 1, 2020 01:49
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quack quack I'm duck nuckem |
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Oct 1, 2020 02:34
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Where'd you put the loving Metamucil? |
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Oct 1, 2020 13:08
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drat, that's the eighth time those alien bastards shot up my ride! At this point maybe I'm the problem! |
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Oct 1, 2020 14:02
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Here comes a special boy! (it's me!)
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Oct 1, 2020 15:51
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Oct 1, 2020 15:56
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Putty posted:I think Nintendo should add Minecraft Steve to Smash. That would be pretty groovy I think. Q Anon is real and he is my friend! |
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