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Well darn, I'm gonna heckin' give those alien son-of-a-guns so much what for.
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Sep 29, 2020 21:19
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Apr 20, 2024 00:13
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My frequenting of porn shops and strip clubs does not indicate a lack of virility or inability to pick up women, on the part of myself or my target demographic, and I will by golly put that in writing as soon as I send these gee darn aliens packing and the notaries can come back to work.
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Sep 29, 2020 21:31
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(to a terrified stripper, light years from home, unspeakably violated, covered in splattered ichor, and surrounded by the mangled corpses of the alien sex traffickers who kidnapped her) M'lady.
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Sep 29, 2020 21:39
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Gonna rip 'em a new one!
(rip)
Enjoy your movie!
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Sep 30, 2020 13:37
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I am rubber, you are DEAD
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Sep 30, 2020 20:29
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I'll see you in Hell, and I don't mean the town in Michigan either! I mean the tourist attraction in Grand Cayman!
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Sep 30, 2020 20:34
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drat, that's the eighth time those alien bastards shot up my ride! At this point maybe I'm the problem!
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Oct 1, 2020 14:02
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No matter how much rear end I kick, I can't escape this gumless hell
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Oct 2, 2020 16:04
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I'm gonna take a poo poo and have sex. Not simultaneously, but also in no particular order.
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Oct 4, 2020 18:55
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Hello, you lovely aliens, it's Opposite Day! *shotguns cock*
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Oct 12, 2020 20:47
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Is The Rectum A Grave? Fucker it's about to be when I bury my foot in yours.
We've sailed parody around the world and landed at actually awesome action lines.
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