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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal
he offered whistlin and ventriloquism but he didn't offer any good deals
well he came across a poster, posting "my dudes" in the wednesday thread
and he tapped away at his keyboard, a clatterin sound to wake the dead

"i bet you didn't know it, but i'm a poster too"
"i post the most from coast to coast, and i can post better than you"
"now you post a pretty good thread, boy, and i'm glad you're having fun"
"how bout postin with the devil, and we'll see who's number one?"

well that poster said "no way man, that's totally unchill"
"i'm posting just for love of the game, i do it for the thrill"
"the wednesday frog, my posting pals, that chill-rear end hammock cat"
he said "if you like to post man, why don't you just do that?"

well the devil fumed and the devil spat, and he called that poster a nerd
but the poster smiled and tipped his hat, and typed out "haha, word?"
the devil kept on posting but he was starting to feel ill
everyone knows how this story goes, the devil had zero chill. OH

postin on the forums, having fuuuuuun
goin outside to chill in the suuuuuun
:justpost: whatever comes to your heeeeead
comedy sixer when you go to beeeeed

well the devil learnt his lesson, or so i like to think
he decided fire and brimstone made quite an awful stink
he threw down his pitchfork, he let some imps take charge
and now he posts in lavender and teal where the posters quest for marge

owlhawk911 fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Oct 1, 2020


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