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Constantly referring to their weed as "the 420 drug"
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:28 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:28 |
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You can tell by the hams they are carrying under their shirt
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:30 |
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their naivistic but informed commentary |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:38 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:You can tell by the hams they are carrying under their shirt I already ate those hams tbh |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:45 |
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they are ur local omsbudsmen and they dunno what their own job entails and they got it just for the title
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:45 |
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pallid, ghostly skin, like the flesh of cod, even if they're not white. except in their purplish, swollen ankles, where all blood has pooled. |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:51 |
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if you notice that they don't have a reflection in the mirror |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:56 |
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your roommate rutinely sheds their own skin to expand their body |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:58 |
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your shared kitchen has been turned into a nesting ground, and their legion of young are about to hatch and conquer the earth |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:59 |
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the bathroom now includes an ever-screaming goat skull |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:00 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:28 |
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when they open their mouth, a thousand infernal trumpets sound. their mere presence sours milk, and makes dogs cower. their arrival will be heralded by a plague of locust and the moon turning red as blood |
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