Zaphod42 posted:

When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a baby
Don't ever be a gun

But I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
I hang my head and cry

When I was just a baby
When I was just a boy
I shot a man in Reno
I was just a baby boy

I hear the train a comin'
I hear that railroad train
Its probably a good train
My momma was a train

But I'm stuck in baby prison,
I know I can't be free
I hang my head and pee

When I was just a baby
When I was just a train
I shot a traaaaaaaaaain
But that train was just a car

I'm probably drinking coffee
Just a baby drinking coffee
Always drinking coffee and smoking big cigars

Well if they freed me from this prison
Well if I was a car
I bet I'd be a good car
And that's what tortures me