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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Dennis is a very bad kid. I know it. I saw him harassing the elderly Mr. Wilson, and yet the man's wife coddles this troublesome child! Something must be done!

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I'm pretty sure he committed insurance fraud. But I don't have the evidence yet. I have forbidden my children from spending time with that troublemaker

Nosfereefer



he's a lovely kid

google THIS



Ultimately the judge rules in favor of the defendant in the case of Wilson vs. Mitchell because he doesn't think it's fair to ruin the boy's "promising football career."

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I once witnessed him spitting on the flag. When he saw me he just grinned at me narrow eyed until I backed away. The experience left me shaken.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Another time I witnessed this accursed child feeding the local dairy cows onions. I was behind him, well outside of his field of vision but he raised his middle finger to me without even looking back or stopping the onion feeding.

Joey McChrist






this kid i tell ya, he's a real troublemaker, a real bad seed



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

Joey McChrist






once i saw him cutting mr. wilsons brake lines and when i told him he couldn't do that he said a possessed dog in the neighborhood told him to do it. that boy ain't right!



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

Iron Chef Ramen

Only the very best.


that dennis kid was running a lemonade stand and im pretty sure he was peeing in the cups too

nut



dennis the very bad kid making substantial and immediate shorts before the 2008 financial crsis

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Zeluth



Just a goold ole boy. Never meaning no harm.

"Mr. Wilson, will you please get my frisbee from off your roof?"

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sk

(ヤイケス!)



mr wilson is justified in making use of the castle doctrine and his refusal to do so is unethical

The Klowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

dennis the debate club captain

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


Dennis the Mediocre Child, dumped a whole bunch of nuclear waste onto his own lawn and died horribly, may God rest his soul.



SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dennis the Mediocre Child, dumped a whole bunch of nuclear waste onto his own lawn and died horribly, may God rest his soul.

RIP in peace

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN



Dennis, the leader of his up to no good tricycle gang.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Dennis posts online about attacking public figures through non lethal means.

Joey McChrist






dennis is blackpilled



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

Stoner Sloth



a ruthless leader rises out of the ashes of civilization's collapse, a bloody despot ruling the wasteland with an iron fist and making all tremble at the name...

Dennis the Menace

sk

(ヤイケス!)



"dennis, what is best in life?"

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


sk posted:

"dennis, what is best in life?"

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


Iím calling his parents as we speak and telling them to send him to military school.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The_Rob posted:

I’m calling his parents as we speak and telling them to send him to military school.

They say that all the time. Dennis recognizes it as nothing but a hollow threat by now.

Stoner Sloth



sk posted:

"dennis, what is best in life?"

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Nut!- ty friends!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


Dennis the Mean-rear end, one serious hard cuss.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dennis the Mean-rear end, one serious hard cuss.

A real tough customer

ChubbyChecker



sk posted:

"dennis, what is best in life?"

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson

lmao



FutonForensic



Dennis the Professional

The Klowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

FutonForensic posted:

Dennis the Professional

nut



FutonForensic posted:

Dennis the Professional

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



That Mr. Wilson curses like a sailor though and I think he's part of the reason Dennis is so bad. I always hear him scream stuff like


MARTHA WHERE ARE THE GD GARDEN LATERENS.



GIF by nut.

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



sk posted:

"dennis, what is best in life?"

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson



GIF by nut.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


Dennis why did you do it, why did you wear Mr. Wilson down until we found his dead body in his study, with a single .45 round embedded in the rich mahogany of his window-frame directly behind his favorite reading chair? Why Dennis? Why did you do it to him?



SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dennis why did you do it, why did you wear Mr. Wilson down until we found his dead body in his study, with a single .45 round embedded in the rich mahogany of his window-frame directly behind his favorite reading chair? Why Dennis? Why did you do it to him?

"I don't like Mondays"

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

"I don't like Mondays"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w



GIF by nut.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



I saw him walk in the classroom cool and slow, then he called the English teacher daddy-o. Unless that was... No it was definitely Dennis.

Joey McChrist






age 7: Dennis The Menace
age12: Dennis The Malcontent
age 18: Dennis The Malicious
age 24: Dennis The Mankiller

mr. wilson was trying to warn us all



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

Lazyhound

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

dennis I donít know where you found granite-working tools but please stop fashioning crude grave markers to remind mr wilson of his own mortality, I nearly broke my foot on one outside of the liquor store

alnilam




sk posted:

"dennis, what is best in life?"

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson



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alnilam




Dennis peeing on a race car number. Edging out Calvin's territory like he's the only bad kid in the game, just shameful stuff.

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