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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




‘I regret that I have but one fart to give for my country’- Nathan Hale


Mods plz feel free to gas this thread

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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Ich bin ein der furz - JFK





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




‘L’fart c’est moi’- Louis XIV, by the Grace of God, King of France and of Navarre




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


It is better to fart on your feet, than poop on your knees.

sk

(ヤイケス!)



Ask not what your country can poo for you; ask what you can poo for your country.

oldskool





I only regret that I have butt one fart to lose for my country

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Ask not for whom the fart bellows, the fart bellows for you

Nosfereefer



veni, vidi, crepiti

Goons Are Garlic

This is none of your bloody business




The fart has been cast


Macnult



drat the turds! full speed ahead


sig by prof. crocodile

Putty


keeping a close eye out for the top posters ITT

- FDR

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




‘An army marches on its farts’-Napoleon Bonaparte




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Nosfereefer



cutting the cheese in our time

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




‘While most states have an army, the Prussian army has a fart’ - Voltaire




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy










--ButtTheShitManFart



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Good artists copy, great artists steal, really great artists rip a fat one at the dinner table.
-Francisco de Goya

sk

(ヤイケス!)



The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…

Austin 3:16 says I just ripped some rear end!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




'I fart, therefore I am' -René Descartes




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




'Give me farts, or give me death!' - Patrick Henry




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

nut



et toot, booty

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




'I have a talent for silence and brevity. I can keep silent when it seems best to do so, and when I fart I can, and do usually, quit when I am done. This talent, or these two talents, I have cultivated. Silence and concise, brief farting have got me some laurels, and, I suspect, lost me some. No odds. Do what is natural to you, and you are sure to get all the recognition you are entitled to.' - Rutherford B. Hayes




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




'If my soldiers began to fart, not one of them would remain in the army.'- Frederick II, His Majesty The King in Prussia.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




'When a man is tired of farting, he is tired of life; for there is in farting all that life can afford.' -Dr. Johnson (September 20, 1777)




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I am not actually farting his much rn do not worry about my health I am just making up for farts I forgot to memorialize.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


CLOWN: Are these, I pray you, wind instruments?

FIRST MUSICIAN: Ay marry are they, sir.

CLOWN: O, thereby hangs a tail.

FIRST MUSICIAN: Whereby hangs a tail, sir?

CLOWN: Marry, sir, by many a wind instrument that I know.

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."



Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman:
War is hell. I would make these farts as severe as possible, and show no symptoms of tiring till the South begs for mercy.

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