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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Jah, wunderbar, es ist October sans Oktoberfest, mein friendsen!

Let us sprechen about ze ongoing shitsenhausen that is dieser Monat.

Here ist ein Bilden von mein supertollen Chilis:



Mein Virus-stabben-von-die-back-of-the-Maulfotzen-Test is also negativ, so let us rejoicen in die Lederhosen!


Also: There ist ein Electionen happening in 32 Tagen.

(redacted) (redacted)-(redacted) SATAN, may his passing cleansen the earthen, ja?


Discussen!

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns


October: Surprise!

Nystral posted:

I don’t get the logic here. But maybe I’m just in the old mindset of LOL SC ever going not racist and thinking that the voters will never vote another Democrat in a state wide election

A common thread is that EVERYONE hates Lindsey Graham. He's been in washington forever and keeps waffling for/against Donnie and Donnie's voters can't stand that kind of thing. Considering black turnout in SC basically got Biden the nomination, you can squint hard at all of the above and Harrison could make the SC Senate race close.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006


we're in a really weird area of cultish behavior where Trump could conceivably take a state, yet a red senator loses because all of Trump's failures are going to get dumped on that guy and not Big Strong Daddy. Graham definitely exists in this zone.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008




Buglord

Looking forward to this extremely good and normal month when nothing terrible will happen

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





I'm seeing a bunch of people ignoring covid and having huge oktoberfests this month. It'll be the wurst spike yet.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

facialimpediment posted:

October: Surprise!


A common thread is that EVERYONE hates Lindsey Graham. He's been in washington forever and keeps waffling for/against Donnie and Donnie's voters can't stand that kind of thing. Considering black turnout in SC basically got Biden the nomination, you can squint hard at all of the above and Harrison could make the SC Senate race close.

Most of the support of Graham I’ve seen here recently boils down to “He’s not a democrat”. Even amongst those people, no one seems super thrilled about him. His tv ads over summer revolved around Jamie Harrison being a Nancy Pelosi Hillary Clinton liberal, while Harrison’s ads have focused on healthcare and other local issues. Recently, he’s kicked up the healthcare ads and accusing Graham of voting to take away protections for pre-existing conditions (without ever mentioning Obamacare).

Hell, Graham was running ads about how Harrison was getting tons of money from out of state. Surprisingly, those disappeared when Harrison’s money numbers kept outpacing Graham month after month.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

CainFortea posted:

I'm seeing a bunch of people ignoring covid and having huge oktoberfests this month. It'll be the wurst spike yet.

ooof

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009

A lucky bird.


Current event: opposition to affordable housing is an unambiguous manifestation of racism and classism.

https://twitter.com/_Almaqah/status...9582063616?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!


Fun Shoe

I think Kitchener here is still doing in person Oktoberfest, but also have a virtual segment?

It's the second largest in the world after Munich so Kitchener is probably going to be hosed in a couple weeks.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Pillbug

CainFortea posted:

I'm seeing a bunch of people ignoring covid and having huge oktoberfests this month. It'll be the wurst spike yet.

Worry about yourself, narc! Schnitzels get stitchzels.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Worst decision I ever made.


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alaska-hoverboard-dentist-sentenced-12-years-fraud/ posted:

An Alaska dentist was also filmed riding a hoverboard during a procedure on a patient who was under anesthesia was convicted on 46 counts of defrauding the federal Medicaid program has been sentenced to 12 years in prison.

Evidence presented at trial showed other patients were left unattended while sedated, had breathing and heart complications and in some cases nearly died.

Jesus.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006


Have you considered not attending the Captain's Career Course?


Cugel the Clever posted:

Current event: opposition to affordable housing is an unambiguous manifestation of racism and classism.

https://twitter.com/_Almaqah/status...9582063616?s=19

Who would have thought Texas is infested with racist hicks?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Die madchen lasen. Ich bin ein Berliner. Gesundheit!

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Cugel the Clever posted:

Current event: opposition to affordable housing is an unambiguous manifestation of racism and classism.

https://twitter.com/_Almaqah/status...9582063616?s=19

Honestly, this sounds and looks like my neighborhood. I have noticed that many of my neighbors are starting to use "coded" methods to describe other cultures.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Does the rest of the civilized world view mainstream American Christianity as an extremist, violent hate group akin to how we look at extremist Muslims yet?

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009

A lucky bird.


Mustang posted:

Who would have thought Texas is infested with racist hicks?

Lol, you can find the exact same sentiment in "liberal" cities, just better hidden behind rhetoric about "neighborhood character". I heard the same rationale being put forward in neighborhood meetings in St. Paul, MN.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns


A story destined for this particular subforum...

https://twitter.com/angryplanetpod/...1518993414?s=19

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/01/...t.co/lR0aZXo5tB

I'm consistently pissed that as a contact lens-haver, naps are verboten.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





pantslesswithwolves posted:

Worry about yourself, narc! Schnitzels get stitchzels.

Flyin awful close to the sun there for someone with a hitler clone in their av!!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Fister Roboto posted:

Looking forward to this extremely good and normal month when nothing terrible will happen

I'm right there with you, bud.

First terrible thing that happened was the thread title neither allowing Ü or ß, what the gently caress?

CainFortea posted:

I'm seeing a bunch of people ignoring covid and having huge oktoberfests this month. It'll be the wurst spike yet.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Worry about yourself, narc! Schnitzels get stitchzels.

Alright, good German humor, let's keep it rolling.

Posting-death to all that make actually-funny jokes or puns, bonus points to those that make convoluted/complicated jokes/puns that would otherwise be funny, but explain them to death in great detail, thus robbing them of all comedic effect.

Cugel the Clever posted:

Current event: opposition to affordable housing is an unambiguous manifestation of racism and classism.

https://twitter.com/_Almaqah/status...9582063616?s=19

Alright, excuse me while I throw up

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006


Mustang posted:

Who would have thought Texas is infested with racist hicks?

this is called 'the suburbs' and its in every loving state

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm right there with you, bud.

First terrible thing that happened was the thread title neither allowing Ü or ß, what the gently caress?



Alright, good German humor, let's keep it rolling.

Posting-death to all that make actually-funny jokes or puns, bonus points to those that make convoluted/complicated jokes/puns that would otherwise be funny, but explain them to death in great detail, thus robbing them of all comedic effect.


Alright, excuse me while I throw up

I bought a yellow vw beetle, it is good except people keep trying to put their mail in it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?



facialimpediment posted:

I'm consistently pissed that as a contact lens-haver, naps are verboten.

Get the kind you can sleep in? I've had them for years and years.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


CainFortea posted:

I'm seeing a bunch of people ignoring covid and having huge oktoberfests this month. It'll be the wurst spike yet.

Any recommendations for Oktoberfest beers? I picked up some Sierra Nevadas and those are enjoyable, but I suspect there are better options.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009

A lucky bird.


Proud Christian Mom posted:

this is called 'the suburbs' and its in every loving state
You can hear the exact same sentiment throughout single-family-zoned areas of obstensibly liberal cities. Heard plenty of it in both Minneapolis and St. Paul proper, not just the burbs.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




America Is About To Enter Its Years of Lead


quote:

If Biden wins, as polling suggests is likely, it’s hard to imagine the likes of Patriot Prayer will surrender and disappear. After all, Trump has cast the election as an apocalyptic fight for America’s soul with stakes as high as the fight against communism. Republicans portray Biden, however tendentiously, as a tool of Ilhan Omar, BLM, and antifa, and his potential victory as inherently illegitimate, recreating the fear of the left that led many in Europe during the Cold War to try to exclude Socialists and Communists from power.


saw someone on twitter saying we're going to look back on 2020 as the last normal year

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011




Hyrax Attack! posted:

Any recommendations for Oktoberfest beers? I picked up some Sierra Nevadas and those are enjoyable, but I suspect there are better options.

I honestly prefer the Sam Adams

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?


Basticle posted:

I honestly prefer the Sam Adams
Honestly one of the few things I miss about watching football that the bar I would go to is that they had this on tap and it was always stupid cheap.

Bought a sixer of Hofbrau Oktober fest that I plan on drinking in my stein three at a time.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


I will never stop being amazed that 'anti fascism' is the rallying cry for the bad thing to band against on the right. But I guess whatever boogeyman they attach the other to was going to stick.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Any recommendations for Oktoberfest beers? I picked up some Sierra Nevadas and those are enjoyable, but I suspect there are better options.

Bell's and Sam Adams are the others I see everywhere. Check your local breweries, you are specifically looking for either a Festbier or a Marzen.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

maffew buildings posted:

Does the rest of the civilized world view mainstream American Christianity as an extremist, violent hate group akin to how we look at extremist Muslims yet?

... Not so much as you'd think, at least not around 10 years ago. The main export of american christianity used to be those super churches doing gospel sermons and being pretty reasonable with what got thrown up on the TV. Everyone was pretty grossed out by the "dig deep" poo poo you'd see though. Goddamn church is supposed to pay for everything you loving leeches.

However, which the internet coming around and feeding it from mouth to brain it can't seem normal anymore. I keep saying it but american catholics terrify me and I consider the various other american christian denominations to just be full of suckers in a pyramid scheme.

So the answer is... maybe? If they get a taste of it first hand then the answer is HOLY poo poo YES THESE FUCKERS ARE NUTS.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



10 months in, art has finally caught up with expressing the full range of Hellworld 2020.

This is a masterpiece.

https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mout...ipboard&p=a&c=0

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.


facialimpediment posted:

A story destined for this particular subforum...

https://twitter.com/angryplanetpod/...1518993414?s=19

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/01/...t.co/lR0aZXo5tB

I'm consistently pissed that as a contact lens-haver, naps are verboten.

Like EBB said, get the kind you can sleep in. I haven't worn contact lenses since 2012 but I wore them for years before that, and had no problem taking naps.

maffew buildings posted:

I will never stop being amazed that 'anti fascism' is the rallying cry for the bad thing to band against on the right. But I guess whatever boogeyman they attach the other to was going to stick.

I have the same problem. It was definitely a crack-ping moment when I saw the Proud Boy propaganda cards using art that was of Nazis in WWII, only this time it was ANTIFA who are somehow Nazis.

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Oct 1, 2020

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


ASAPI posted:

Bell's and Sam Adams are the others I see everywhere. Check your local breweries, you are specifically looking for either a Festbier or a Marzen.

Thanks for info, there is a Total Wine nearby that has everything. I'll try to stop by and look for those.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

I joined the Navy and all I got was this hideous paunch.


I contributed to the conversation in the least helpful way. The probation was warranted. I apologize to the community for the embarrassment.

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US Berder Patrol fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Oct 5, 2020

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Pillbug

Doc Hawkins posted:

America Is About To Enter Its Years of Lead



saw someone on twitter saying we're going to look back on 2020 as the last normal year

Ah cool, so “normal” encompasses a pandemic that has killed 200,000 Americans and shattered the global economy, civil unrest that has stripped the last vestiges of law enforcement being anything but a violent gang unto itself, and the normalization of right-wing militias “defending property.” “Abnormal” is gonna be a loving blast to experience.

Arven
Sep 23, 2007


maffew buildings posted:

I will never stop being amazed that 'anti fascism' is the rallying cry for the bad thing to band against on the right. But I guess whatever boogeyman they attach the other to was going to stick.

It isn't, though. Most either don't know or won't acknowledge that antifa is short for anti-fascist. If you point it out you get a fox news canned answer.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns


I'll have to look into nappable contacts! I've been wearing dailies since my biweeklies/monthlies started feeling like sandpaper over time.

For content, this one takes a turn after 20 seconds. the presser at noon was deeply, deeply stupid. https://twitter.com/dave_brown24/st...7876955137?s=19

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Arven posted:

It isn't, though. Most either don't know or won't acknowledge that antifa is short for anti-fascist. If you point it out you get a fox news canned answer.

Yeah, antifa was a loving terrible idea. It's a stupid word that doesn't roll off the tongue, and for a lot of people is just a word that means "that group of people". Should've just stuck with anti-fascists. If you are going to condemn anti-fascists, it's a lot hard to do when the language you are using confirms that you are fascist.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

facialimpediment posted:

I'll have to look into nappable contacts! I've been wearing dailies since my biweeklies/monthlies started feeling like sandpaper over time.

For content, this one takes a turn after 20 seconds. the presser at noon was deeply, deeply stupid. https://twitter.com/dave_brown24/st...7876955137?s=19

I love it when newscasters lose their cool.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

If Godzilla can do it, you know I can deliver!


Pillbug

not caring here posted:

Yeah, antifa was a loving terrible idea. It's a stupid word that doesn't roll off the tongue, and for a lot of people is just a word that means "that group of people". Should've just stuck with anti-fascists. If you are going to condemn anti-fascists, it's a lot hard to do when the language you are using confirms that you are fascist.

It wouldn't matter, Fox News would still have talking points about how being Anti-fascist isn't American.

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